Gigantor

Member since September 23, 2008

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About me: I was born in a log cabin in Sweden during the height of the American Civil War. At the tender age of 12 I was recruited by Abraham Lincoln to stop the Confederate Army from building their time machine. During my daring assault on Jefferson Davis' Castle (during which my chest was rippling with steel wool-like chest hair) I was accidentally sucked into the time machine, and was sent back tens of thousands of years. Using my advanced knowledge of the future, I was able to fashion a laser cannon out of stones and my own urine, and became master of the cavemen. Today I run a small mom and pop general store in a small, sleepy town nestled in the mountains of Colorado.