Comics:

Putin sees you on TV and his junk shrinks to the size of a tube of chap-stik.

He sends KGB agents to give you a plutonium colonic but they fail when they see your commanding presence so Putin unleashes his Nuclear Deterrent.

I wish I had a Pershing rocket in my yard.

Messernacht
posted in KILL A WISH GAME #2:

Said box is on a high shelf. While attempting to retrieve it to obtain the clean, delicious Cheez-its, the box falls on you, crushing you to death. Technically, it wasn't the Cheez-its that killed you, but box and gravity are guilty as charged.

I wish that I could master the ominous nature that Putin has in every speech, thus intimidating the hell out of anyone watching.

Ziggy Stardust
posted in Are you pondering what I`m pondering?:

No habla espanol.... :(

Splinky
commented on Space Diner:

I can't help wondering what ever happened to that hobo.

Ziggy Stardust
posted in Funny conversations []:

My dorkiness knows no bounds.

Dewmann
posted in KILL A WISH GAME #2:

You drown in Dr. Pepper. This is not as great a death as it sounds.

I wish for a box filled with nothing but clean, delicious, Cheez-Its that can't cause anything negative to happen ever, directly or indirectly.

Ziggy Stardust
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

I'm not saying you have to respect Twilight, but don't bitch and moan about how awful it is and how Stephanie Meyer should die. State your opinion but don't flame like a whiney bitch. You hurt people's feelings that way.

Ziggy Stardust
posted in Lord of the Bean: The Fellowship of the Bean:

((I was asking you if you were gonna come.))

TinFeet
posted in KILL A WISH GAME #2:

you get what the cthulhu would consider fun. That is ripping you in half and taking over the world

I wish for a can of Dr. Pepper that replinishes itself as I drink it.

Messernacht
posted in Are you pondering what I`m pondering?:

Meine Deutche ist sehr furschbar

SB8
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

87a: Honey must be respected as a legitimate food source, if not, you must accept beans.
87b: For the next reunion, we must all bring native candies/sweets/gummis to represent ourselves.

Dog Breath
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

Two frosted cherry poptarts glued together with Nutella.

I think the official drink of Daisy Owl should be Jones Soda Green Apple.

SB8
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

87: Fruit Roll-ups must be accepted as the snack of the day at least twice a week.

SB8
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

86e: It is even better to re-enact those scenes in the middle of intellectual conversations.

only_sunspots
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

86d: It is acceptable to read those books and make them part of your perceived reality.

SB8
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

86c: It is accepted to read books.

Dewmann
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

86a: It is socially acceptable to discuss fiction as if it was a serious matter.

86b: In fact, on several occasions it is required.

SB8
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

84b (cont.):
Disgraces (let's pretend they're Croydon Sableye): "We're gonna knife you blad! Gimme your phone!"
Me: Mess with me will ya?!
*Jumps, frozen in mid-air double-sideways face kick, then epic beating up montage.*

85: Love thy neighbour (forummer).

Dog Breath
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

84c: Mess >< Texas

packie
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

sorry dude, My method of kicking as is usually blowing stuff to pieces, and I don't really wan't to make you explode...

SB8
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

84b: Feel free to mess with me. I just have a few forum friends to back me up...
Right?
*Forced into corner by chavs, claiming they will 'shank' me*
Right?!

packie
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

84 a: Actually, don't mess with anybody of us, since we all have a way to kick as.

sludge
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

Meep!

SB8
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

84: Do not mess with the two forum Dinosaurs: Gorgro & Jonny.

Gorgro
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

Yes it was, even movies without vampires are better, because even in those movies you knew that if there were vampires, they would be normal vampires.

You do not mess with set vampire values, dammit!

SB8
posted in Are you pondering what I`m pondering?:

Perdes el juego.
(Lo siento. En inglaterra, hablamos castellano, la idioma de Espana. Es un poco diferente que el espanol de latinoamerica.)
<>

Tacoline
posted in Are you pondering what I`m pondering?:

....
yo gano?

Tacoline
posted in Best song lyrics ever!:

ooo i wish i was an Oscar Meyer wiener...
cuz everyone would be in love with me!

SB8
posted in Anime Anyone?:

*Pushes button - Taco & SB Miniaturise*
"That. That's in Beta."

SB8
posted in Are you pondering what I`m pondering?:

No se. Porque habla una idioma que no entiendo.

Tacoline
posted in Anime Anyone?:

oooooooooo whats this thing over here?

Tacoline
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

oooooooooooooo i get it now *doh!*
ok lets disrespect the frack out of twilight.- underworld is better

SB8
posted in Anime Anyone?:

*Lab Explodes*
*SB & Taco get up and dust selves*
"That."

Tacoline
posted in Songs for Gentlemen:

(get down, get funky gorgro!)

Gorgro
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

Not him, Ziggy.

Tacoline
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

he is a ninja... there now you know

Tacoline
posted in Are you pondering what I`m pondering?:

que es lo que ella dijo

Tacoline
posted in Anime Anyone?:

ooooo what does THIS button do?
*pushes button*

Tacoline
posted in Funny conversations []:

ziggy on twitter last night:
:) I love this movie. I wonder if you noticed. Movie's over, I can stop freaking out now about 14 hours ago via web

YEEEEEEEEEEEEA Mistah Spooooooock aw yiss about 14 hours ago via web

I am literally BEAMING my GOD. SO HAPPY about 14 hours ago via web

My God, I am such a NERD. And STAR TREK I LURVE YOUUUU about 14 hours ago via web

KNOWING LOOKS ALL AROUND!!!! about 14 hours ago via web

Awwwww yissss about 14 hours ago via web

I'M GIVIN HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN about 14 hours ago via web

Ish big boy Nero gonna cry home to his home planet OH WAIT IT WAS DESTROYED MAUAHAHAHAH about 14 hours ago via web

Aahahahahahahahahahaha.....NERO'S SCAAAAAARED about 14 hours ago via web

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee about 15 hours ago via web

Aww yiss, some Kirk/Spock fisticuffs about 15 hours ago via web

Eeeeeeeeeeeee Mr. Spooooooooock about 15 hours ago via web

That's like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold riding a horse. about 15 hours ago via web

"You're from the future?" "He is, I'm not." "Well that's brilliant! Do they still have sandwiches there?" about 15 hours ago via web

I love Scotty

SB8
posted in Anime Anyone?:

Making a 1337 Aura shield microchip so I can send signals to put in my brain so Jonny doesn't eat me. It wins all round!

packie
posted in Are you pondering what I`m pondering?:

Что-то случайное

Tacoline
posted in Are you pondering what I`m pondering?:

yo gano

Tacoline
posted in Random Thoughts #3!:

um.... your mother?

Tacoline
posted in Anime Anyone?:

why? what cha doin?

Tacoline
posted in Game Suggestions?:

hey rare, does that mean i can borrow re5 for the 360?

SB8
posted in Anime Anyone?:

Taco! Get out of my lab!

Tacoline
posted in Anime Anyone?:

i kno! i was always surprised it was made by the same dudes who made dexter's lab. i mean sometimes you can tell by the art direction but then u forget again because of how different it is. every single episode seemed like a movie.

Gorgro
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

Wait, we're not allowed to disrespect Twilight? I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!

Crabmaster
posted in The DO Forum Handbook (ideas thread) []:

83c The cake is a lie.


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