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A shirt about space babies (in space!)

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cqdkpn (+10)
2 months ago

Rated +1

How much more luck does a mil spec lucky trinkets have?

And I'm sure the helmet is too big to be a trinket.

ulyssesdraco (+56)
2 months ago

Rated +2

You are overestimating the size of a helmet made for babies.

sarcasmic (+60)
2 months ago

Rated 0

especially space babies.

Technohawk (+294)
2 months ago

Rated +6

mil spec trinkets have to meet a rigorous standard of testing. They must be able to withstand 900 curses out of 1000 while maintaining a surface area to pox ratio of 0.75.

You can try your luck with a dollar store trinket, but then you're gambling with your life and the life of your space babies.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +4

"100% Stub-proof".

Rainfly_X (+272)
2 months ago

Rated +2

The Groucho Marx glasses are to help alleviate stress and prevent space-insanity... or at the very least, make space-insanity loads of fun.

mikey41414 (+24)
2 months ago

Rated +1

How much Luck would a space baby have if a space baby did have luck?

kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +2

That much. And not one bit more.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +1

Yes but that luck would pass the very highest of military standards.

fuji2001 (+537)
2 months ago

Rated +1

Don't forget that mil spec means that it must fit onto a MOLLE system, and have at least three hidden pockets somewhere on it.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +1

And it will cost 5000% more than standard ordinary trinkets.

Jase (+3)
2 months ago

Rated +2

It's really more of a bauble isn't it?

ulyssesdraco (+56)
2 months ago

Rated +7

I would have gone with the silly disguise, personally.

Phildo (+88)
2 months ago

Rated +1

Inspector Clouseau would agree with you.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +2

There is clearly a 4-leaf clover in there. It would have saved the whole mission.

Oh the owlmanity.

Darth NANAME (+32)
2 months ago

Rated 0

Oh the spacebabmanity!

MdNGhT (+42)
2 months ago

Rated 0

Good. My space babies come with trinkets.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated 0

Standard equipment, Nutella and beans optional.

NCHammer326 (+198)
2 months ago

Rated +9

This explains where Cooper got his monocle.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +1

He should have swiped the Mil spec nose-moustache-glasses.

MoonHitler (+36)
2 months ago

Rated +2

His LUCKY monocle.

Archare (+35)
2 months ago

Rated +10

Rejected onomatopoeia panel 3: ker-press

Technohawk (+294)
2 months ago

Rated 0

Rejected onomatopoeia panel 6: ka-snap

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +1

Rejected onomatopoea panel 6: glue glue glue.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated 0

Rejected onomatopoea panel 6: moo.

Fosjam (+34)
2 months ago

Rated +1

Not a very roomy escape capsule. Probably a good thing those other space babies aren't around any more.

Jonny (+1492)
2 months ago

Rated 0

I smell conspiracy! But then again, maybe space babies ARE smaller than we thought.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated 0

And smellier.

fastolaf (+28)
2 months ago

Rated +2

AFFIX !
STRAP !

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +1

Place!

Don!

Adorn!

Via Sol (+149)
2 months ago

Rated 0

In that situation, I'd'a chose the beheaded rubber ducky.

Darth NANAME (+32)
2 months ago

Rated 0

Darn, I was going to pick that one.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated 0

You can have the lucky Mil Spec head.

Inkyblack11 (+49)
2 months ago

Rated +9

im glad to see the US has a military standard of lucky trinkets. if we didn't, who knows who would've won World War Fun?

zetoastking (+342)
2 months ago

Rated +1

Only 1 of the participants would have won.

With trinkets in a war of fun, EVERYONE wins.

jeslyn (+47)
2 months ago

Rated 0

Do not hex?! Oh dear...I sense foreshadowing.

kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +2

A hex combined with a luck spell is not unlike combining matter and antimatter. End result :

*IMPLODE!!!*

(Actually, it wouldn't be that dramatic, but you know. Gotta jazz it up for the masses.)

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +3

Energy = Mass X the square of the velocity of light.

+1 mass + (-1 mass) = 0 Mass = 0 energy.

Sorry Star Trek your ship is out of gas.

OK, that wasn't funny at all (penis).

kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated +1

All your dilithium crystals are belong to... Well, no one, I suppose.

And penis is always funny, dear. No worries.

Hechtor31 (+69)
2 months ago

Rated +1

Cooper has obviously gotten rid of his Lucky Helmet, but yet Daisy holds onto that Lucky Daisy. Is she preparing for a hex to come in the future? hmmm

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago

Rated 0

Daisy goes for the minimalist helmet much like Jessie James.

Not much protection but stylish!

GobyCow (+97)
2 months ago

Rated +2

Jesse James the outlaw? Or Jesse James the biker? Either way, you're probably right.

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