Flying bears would be terrifying! You know that thing where you're walking along outside minding your own business, and all of a sudden a sparrow swoops by your head and startles you? Yeah. Now imagine that but with *bears*.
It would be cool, but terrifying.....kind of like going extremely fast in a really unsafe car while on a curvy road. Oh god the thrill, and nightmares that will bring.
Anyone who thinks that mammals don't fly have not seen these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z6aZHcu3cg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHlOvhlKPvs&feature=related
especially:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4U6T_BB1N8
They should call wingsuits squirrel suits.
Ok, not flap your wings kind, but I suspect thrilling enough.
Sean
bats fly.
gossamer condor: muscle powered aircraft.
wingsuits: people going through the air like flying squirrels.
mach-whatever speed attained by human, owl would disintegrate.
so, who (who?) would say that mammals do not fly?
not this person:
http://www.bsutton.com/Brenda/music/lyrics/intheblood.htm
sean
I think that the last frame is about Mr. Owl realizing that he screwed up bu mentioning the one thing that mammals have over birds that Steve cannot do xD
"A glass of milk, standing in between extinction in the cold and explosive radiating growth. So the warm blood flows through the large four-chambered heart."
Plus, do you KNOW how female bears get once they have kids? All...fangalicious and clawtastic and attack prone. The phrase "live young" is probably directly linked in Steve's mind to "absolutely crazed 880-pound conglomeration of fur and DEATH".
So, not comforting.
Sure, you'll say they're awesome NOW. Just wait until they're AIMED AT YOU.
Besides, you saw how peeved Kate got when he brother started toking at her party. Imagine how she'd get if she felt her young were threatened. And she was bloated.
Yea, and bears get to hibernate for a good portion of the year. I would love to have an excuse to sleep a portion of the year away. I just get called a lazy bum now, but if I was a bear... it's nature.
Bear is not tasty, no matter how much sauce you squelch on top. Bear has remarkably little flavor considering the honey ratio. ...all you end up with is extremely chewy sauce....um, so I guess perfect for bars...
Well, the first time I tried to leave the nest (ottoman) I thought I was Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat. That didn't work. I could've sworn I was airborne? I don't remember much after I hit the floor.
By the time Daisy and Cooper are to heavy to be lifted by Mr. Owl, they will have perfected Tomato fusion leading to the invention of super hovercrafts, thus ending the need to be carried by Owl.
Totally. Especially when they bring out the birthday cake, and the mother trips on my drunken torso. wooo! :D
hahaha, no.
I'm not a drunkard. Far too sensible for that
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mastallama (+23)
6 months ago
Rated +18
awww...poor Steve. I am glad bears don't fly though.
thehaps (+8)
6 months ago
Rated +2
yeah, but what if we tamed them and used them instead of cars
less pollution, more flying!
Kitsune (+117)
6 months ago
Rated +2
Flying bears would be terrifying! You know that thing where you're walking along outside minding your own business, and all of a sudden a sparrow swoops by your head and startles you? Yeah. Now imagine that but with *bears*.
brichins (+365)
6 months ago
Rated +18
*ahem*
Birdy, birdy, in the sky
Dropped some whitewash in my eye
I won't fret and I won't cry
I'm just glad that bears can't fly
{bows}
BahamutAPs (+96)
6 months ago
Rated +4
I love you.
thekapptin (+3)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Don't worry, he didn't write it.
I think it was Oscar Wilde.
brichins (+365)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Sure it was. Or Ben Franklin or Winston Churchill or Kurt Vonnegut - had to be one of those guys right?
...ok I may have plagiarized just a little, but I tweaked it enough to be original, right? :)
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +1
I'll take smog over falling bear poo.
Repeat this statement infinity times.
Kokopure (+9)
6 months ago
Rated 0
I'll contend that bear eggs would be adorable.
Jonny (+1492)
6 months ago
Rated 0
The "patpatpat" returns in spectacular fashion!
Rare (+4194) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +6
"I think we can handle one flying bear."
"No, Lieutenant... Your men are already dead."
Lola (+39)
6 months ago
Rated 0
That's racist and I'm offended.
shamille (+41)
6 months ago
Rated 0
i'm a little concerned that he drives, though.
Catalyst2011 (0)
6 months ago
Rated 0
It would be cool, but terrifying.....kind of like going extremely fast in a really unsafe car while on a curvy road. Oh god the thrill, and nightmares that will bring.
Ddude28 (+35)
6 months ago
Rated 0
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! Imagine for a moment if bears could fly... Yeah, that's what your saying would suck.
A Lady (+55)
6 months ago
Rated 0
The flying bears start after 3 beers.
ThirdSection (+36)
6 months ago
Rated +1
I live in a mountain town with lots of bears and tourists. If the bears could fly, I'd be eating a lot more popcorn.
seanearlyaug (0)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Anyone who thinks that mammals don't fly have not seen these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z6aZHcu3cg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHlOvhlKPvs&feature=related
especially:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4U6T_BB1N8
They should call wingsuits squirrel suits.
Ok, not flap your wings kind, but I suspect thrilling enough.
Sean
seanearlyaug (0)
6 months ago
Rated 0
bats fly.
gossamer condor: muscle powered aircraft.
wingsuits: people going through the air like flying squirrels.
mach-whatever speed attained by human, owl would disintegrate.
so, who (who?) would say that mammals do not fly?
not this person:
http://www.bsutton.com/Brenda/music/lyrics/intheblood.htm
sean
JabberBody (+43)
6 months ago
Rated +4
Wait, Steve can give birth?
Technohawk (+294)
6 months ago
Rated +1
With all that patting he's going to give birth to a bear-sized burp.
Alice-wa (+58)
6 months ago
Rated 0
either that, or a bear-sized food baby.
IT CAN HAPPEN!
razishaban (+6)
6 months ago
Rated -4
It's called shit.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Nope, and all the beer in the world won't make him happy he doesn't have wings.
namer98 (+38)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Only to live young
Elessar (0)
6 months ago
Rated 0
I think that the last frame is about Mr. Owl realizing that he screwed up bu mentioning the one thing that mammals have over birds that Steve cannot do xD
midnight76 (+19)
6 months ago
Rated +2
now you know the real reason he takes telephone baby's calls
JRB (+23)
6 months ago
Rated +3
I suspect women are the ones who really need consoling over that situation.
Lola (+39)
6 months ago
Rated +2
Giving birth to live young is definitely not a plus.
Spazit (+296)
6 months ago
Rated +1
Well, its better than giving birth to dead young...
Lola (+39)
6 months ago
Rated +2
Not to me.
mudstick (+75)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Better birth to live young than to live young (baby) encased in huge, baby-encasing-sized egg!
Lola (+39)
6 months ago
Rated +2
You may be right, though I'd still rather leave the zygote to develop in stagnant water somewhere. That's where babies should come from, man.
Spazit (+296)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Thats where Aquaman comes from.
(I'm going purely off his name here.)
Rare (+4194) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +2
I imagine Steve showing up randomly at these meetings.
"Hello, I am platypus, and I...and I lay EGGS!" *sob*
"Hello, Platypus."
"Your a very brave Platypus."
"Hello, my name is Steve.."
"..."
LordHuffnPuff (+34)
6 months ago
Rated +3
"A glass of milk, standing in between extinction in the cold and explosive radiating growth. So the warm blood flows through the large four-chambered heart."
It's not all bad!
sarcasmic (+60)
6 months ago
Rated 0
ha? maybe? BEES!
honky_adonis (+17)
6 months ago
Rated +5
Yeah, but Steve's got a girlfriend.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated 0
But girlfriends are a lot of work, not to mention Steve's car.
becky (+232)
6 months ago
Rated +3
Plus, do you KNOW how female bears get once they have kids? All...fangalicious and clawtastic and attack prone. The phrase "live young" is probably directly linked in Steve's mind to "absolutely crazed 880-pound conglomeration of fur and DEATH".
So, not comforting.
Rare (+4194) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +2
He dosen't want Kate becoming an unbearable mother and he dosen't want to get urges to eat his young. D:
becky (+232)
6 months ago
Rated 0
"It's just like they said! I'm becoming my father! Must resist urge to nom my own children and/or run for my life away from my own spouse!"
brichins (+365)
6 months ago
Rated 0
You say 'fangalicious' and 'clawtastic' like they're bad things - sounds pretty awesome to me.
Also, fleeing from one's enraged spouse is sometimes a necessary, life-saving technique even in humans.
becky (+232)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Sure, you'll say they're awesome NOW. Just wait until they're AIMED AT YOU.
Besides, you saw how peeved Kate got when he brother started toking at her party. Imagine how she'd get if she felt her young were threatened. And she was bloated.
zac_bogen (+126)
6 months ago
Rated +2
Yea, and bears get to hibernate for a good portion of the year. I would love to have an excuse to sleep a portion of the year away. I just get called a lazy bum now, but if I was a bear... it's nature.
Hechtor31 (+69)
6 months ago
Rated +6
I have a feeling we'll be seeing a flashback to when Mr. Owl left the nest...
Or Steve will create artificial bear wings. It's a win win situation.
GobyCow (+97)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Do bear wings also work on humans? Cause if they do, you can sign me up as a crash tester.
Hechtor31 (+69)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Mmm... All this talk about bear wings is making me hungry for buffalo wings.
Bear wings should be the new bar food!
Isy (+5)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Bear is not tasty, no matter how much sauce you squelch on top. Bear has remarkably little flavor considering the honey ratio. ...all you end up with is extremely chewy sauce....um, so I guess perfect for bars...
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +1
Yep, Being a mammal sucks...
I wish I could fly.
pie89 (+42)
6 months ago
Rated 0
I believe I can fly? I haven't tried it yet, but I'm pretty sure I can do it.
brichins (+365)
6 months ago
Rated 0
You seem a little unsure...
pie89 (+42)
6 months ago
Rated +1
Well, the first time I tried to leave the nest (ottoman) I thought I was Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat. That didn't work. I could've sworn I was airborne? I don't remember much after I hit the floor.
Lola (+39)
6 months ago
Rated +1
Bats laugh at you.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +3
Yes, yes they do. They laugh themselves blind.
zac_bogen (+126)
6 months ago
Rated -2
yeah, me too, then I could poo on things at break-neck speeds.
kramsallad (+3)
6 months ago
Rated 0
How does he get the kids around?
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +3
"Scruff" "Swoop" "Flump"
kramsallad (+3)
6 months ago
Rated +1
That's only going to work so long, I suppose. Those kids are only going to get heavier.
Wintermute (+32)
6 months ago
Rated +4
I believe he grasps them by the husk.
Wintermute (+32)
6 months ago
Rated -1
I meant "grips."
Crytime.
Rare (+4194) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated 0
By the time Daisy and Cooper are to heavy to be lifted by Mr. Owl, they will have perfected Tomato fusion leading to the invention of super hovercrafts, thus ending the need to be carried by Owl.
ksuji (+33)
6 months ago
Rated +1
I"m waiting for the
"I LOVE YOU MAN!" moment.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +8
Lightweight huh Driscoll?
How many beers does it take before you start wishing you were an owl?
I bet you don't even get the can open. [semicolon uppercase "p"]
Alice-wa (+58)
6 months ago
Rated +4
I don't even have to look at the can... *sigh*
Rare (+4194) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated +1
I bet your fun at parties then. :)
Alice-wa (+58)
6 months ago
Rated +2
Oh I am, except about twenty minutes in I'm usually passed out. Sometimes covered in my own vomit! :D
Rare (+4194) (mod)
6 months ago
Rated 0
That means it was a successful party!
Alice-wa (+58)
6 months ago
Rated 0
Totally. Especially when they bring out the birthday cake, and the mother trips on my drunken torso. wooo! :D
hahaha, no.
I'm not a drunkard. Far too sensible for that
Stripey (+1)
6 months ago
Rated 0
can? bottles, and no, he wouldn't even pop off the top.
PhoenixOasis (+69)
6 months ago
Rated 0
There are beers that come in cans. Granted, most of them aren't worth drinking, but hey, there's always Guinness.
Failing that...I wonder what Steve would start wishing if he drank like me? 5 Rum'n'Cokes for the bear!
zetoastking (+342)
6 months ago
Rated 0
This can be interpreted as Driscoll drinking it while it is closed.
Imagine, seeing a bottle drain of liquid as Driscoll simply makes a slurping noise.
BahamutAPs (+96)
6 months ago
Rated +2
This might be the start of an epic drinking game.
Drink until you wish you were a different species.
tombone (+2)
6 months ago
Rated +1
And then you have to take another drink if anyone can draw up things that are the same between your species and the species you want to be.
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