Mine says, "I like novocaine", if you were a Dentist it would be easier to read. They understand english with the C,D,E,J,L,N,Q,R,S,W,X and Y's removed.
you'll have to explain the reference to me then as the comment has been completely lost on me. I just figured since his comment regarded not having a rating and his first two rating points were received today that was in fact the point of the comment, but i could be completely wrong...
I remember, they used to hang out with the anteater of heroin all the time, they were like the most apathetic gang ever. They've never really talked since the anteater got so loaded he tried to suck the others inside out through the spine.
Any relation to the fuzzy kitten of post-op painkillers? An adorable thing, but able to rob you of your higher-level brain functions with its dastardly cuteness. And opiates.
My silly stereotype is that I assumed that the receptionist was female as opposed to a homosexual male.
Maybe my stereotype is based on the fact that every single dentist office receptionist IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE is female. If you can show me even ONE exception, I will re-order my thinking.
Oh man! My preconceived and prejudiced notions about the order of the universe and the socioeconomic structure of dentists offices has been thrown asunder!
Next you'll be telling my that you know of a male school secretary. THEY DON'T EXIST, I TELL YOU!
Oh, oh yes. Someone has listened. The others wouldn't believe, they called me mad, they called me a crazy internet nutjob. But my webpage with the dancing gifs and embedded audio and the unparagraphed ten-page manifesto on the Owl Occupied Government will show the world the truth!
According to Junie B. Jones, ponies will "stomple you to death". (and roosters will peck your head into a nub. "A nub! A nub I tell you! A roundish ballish head nob!")
Yes, everything. Just ask...a girl, pretty much. We know. Even tragedies like losing the shiny green dress for my Evening of Debauchery Barbie were soothed by the presence of a tiny horse.
[2 minutes later:] "Hmm, all these pictures are surprisingly tame... oh wait, safe search is on, let's try 'no filtering' and see what hap- GAAHHHH! MY POOR DEFENSELESS EYES!"
Let's just say that the first image seems to correspond to the afore-mentioned gothic show. (No, I did not cross check to be certain.) Please, don't go look for yourselves, trust me. Let my trauma serve as a warning - I now plan to gouge out my eyes, right after ordering a Braille keyboard.
Not sure if the extra l's in help were intentional, but 'hell-p' certainly seems an appropriate term for the things that would happen anyone unfortunate enough to be in that chair.
Mad scientists are nothing compared to mad dentists.
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codespyder (+173)
7 months ago
Rated +15
A thousand years from now, archaelogists will find this comic, and think that Cooper is speaking Latin.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated +19
Carpe Dentum!
codespyder (+173)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I'm sure the dentist has gotten that taken care of.
CarVac (+55)
7 months ago
Rated 0
He seems pretty thorough, especially given his sticker fuhweckshun.
becky (+232)
7 months ago
Rated +1
With a pair of pliers, if necessary!
Rare (+4194) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Mr. Owl couldn't compete with Cooper psychically qnd
Rare (+4194) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated +1
Aww, now the reference joke won't be funny.
Miranda (+24)
7 months ago
Rated +4
As an arcaheologist I disapprove of this comment. Written word is the realm of history, material culture is archaeology.
Also he is clearly speaking some strange Germanic tongue.
helios (+53)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Wow. All of them?
Jonny (+1492)
7 months ago
Rated +1
Unicorns and dentistry are an association true to Daisy Owl, along with beans, bees, bears, and cakes in the shape of dinosaurs.
Querial (+19)
7 months ago
Rated +2
Don't forget neapolitan ice cream cakes shaped like racecars.
Willows (+246)
7 months ago
Rated +1
And of course then there are ironic t-shirts.
zetoastking (+342)
7 months ago
Rated -1
and beans
becky (+232)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I am going to demand one of those for my next birthday. Because I am insanely tough. And awesome.
razishaban (+6)
7 months ago
Rated +1
I lyk novocaine.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Eie weilk mobicam
zetoastking (+342)
7 months ago
Rated +1
kwsdoygrgnj eod er
I slapped my face into the keyboard, but will happily send someone a casseerole if they find a hidden meaning to my statement.
Eggbert (+85)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Got it! It's a reply to an email about does, backwards:
re: doe jngrgyodswk
The last part may forever remain a mystery.
Fab (+76)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Of course, it's "Keys do, Greg has the odor."
Obviously Greg has keen sense of smell ideal for finding your lost keys, and luckily he has already picked up the scent.
Vegetarian casserole, please.
zetoastking (+342)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Not until you learn to say thank you.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Mine says, "I like novocaine", if you were a Dentist it would be easier to read. They understand english with the C,D,E,J,L,N,Q,R,S,W,X and Y's removed.
Maxicus (0)
7 months ago
Rated 0
The anagram tells us a lot:
Dyke Drowns Jogger
It was a clue to solve the mysterious disappearances of joggers lately! Finally the investigation is getting somewhere!
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated +2
Is that the Mad Libs version of a pony sticker?
miss_missa07 (+18)
7 months ago
Rated +10
My [noun], who is a [noun], [-ed verb] me into going to the dentist, and all I got was this [adjective] sticker and also dental care.
Rare (+4194) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated +1
My father, who is a hardworking landscaper, talked me into going to the dentist, and all I got was this shiny free sticker and also dental care.
My life isn't as exciting as Coopers. :(
jamin9306 (+14)
7 months ago
Rated +2
I do believe that would be the sticker that confirms you are not paranoid when you think you see your dentist around every corner
Maygun2.0 (-4)
7 months ago
Rated -4
Not yet rated.
Willows (+246)
7 months ago
Rated 0
You are now.
Eggbert (+85)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I second the random +1.
zac_bogen (+126)
7 months ago
Rated 0
How sad begging for rating points. Earn them like everyone else.
Fwee Loda.
sillybutt69 (+6)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I think they were making a comment about the alt-text, not they're own personal rating, but i could be totally wrong...
zac_bogen (+126)
7 months ago
Rated 0
you'll have to explain the reference to me then as the comment has been completely lost on me. I just figured since his comment regarded not having a rating and his first two rating points were received today that was in fact the point of the comment, but i could be completely wrong...
Maygun2.0 (-4)
7 months ago
Rated -1
Sillybutt69 is right.
zac_bogen (+126)
7 months ago
Rated 0
both your responses seemed to have interrupted it as I did... lies
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated +9
I am the pony of anesthesia.
Jonny (+1492)
7 months ago
Rated +5
Really? How delighful. I believe I have met your cousin, the pony of mild delirium. Charming fellow.
(Not to be confused with the pink elephant of hallucinogenics)
Nox (+5)
7 months ago
Rated +5
You mean the heffalump of hallucinogens? Usually hangs out with the wasted woozle of weed and whack?
Rainfly_X (+272)
7 months ago
Rated +1
I remember, they used to hang out with the anteater of heroin all the time, they were like the most apathetic gang ever. They've never really talked since the anteater got so loaded he tried to suck the others inside out through the spine.
tom (+222)
7 months ago
Rated +4
I don't appreciate you talking about me like that.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated +2
That would explain the constricted pupil on your avatar.
How many fingers am I holding up?
tom (+222)
7 months ago
Rated +5
Trick question, dogs don't have fingers.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated +3
I didn't say they were MY fingers! My Mailman is missing a few.
I'm pretty sure you're tripping balls.
tom (+222)
7 months ago
Rated +1
Prove it. And don't just point at the dragons in my living room, they've always been there.
Rainfly_X (+272)
7 months ago
Rated +1
That would explain why my seashell collection has just turned into a golden monkey wielding a lightsaber. Well maybe.
Not quite sure what's up with the ice cream dripping from my ceiling stalagmite, though.
Dunkelheit (+95)
7 months ago
Rated +2
That's not ice cream...
tom (+222)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Okay then, you can tell him what it is.
Dunkelheit (+95)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Maybe it blew a seal?
Ranulfr (+1)
7 months ago
Rated +1
They are all good friends with the owl of cancer of course
becky (+232)
7 months ago
Rated +4
Any relation to the fuzzy kitten of post-op painkillers? An adorable thing, but able to rob you of your higher-level brain functions with its dastardly cuteness. And opiates.
jonobomb (+5)
7 months ago
Rated +5
Hahahaha
Also,
That sticker would look great on a t shirt.
Except the word "sticker" replaced with "t-shirt".
GobyCow (+97)
7 months ago
Rated +4
Please tell me that there is some way to make that shirt happen! Like. Magic? I'll vote for magic if it gets me that shirt.
Alice-wa (+58)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I'm pretty sure yours is the awesomest of all icons. You get a plus, just for that.
Poore (+39)
7 months ago
Rated +4
I think it would be funnier if it still said "sticker", because then people would be, like, "wtf that's a shirt not a sticker".
Okay, that idea sounded way better in my head.
Rainfly_X (+272)
7 months ago
Rated 0
That happens to me a lot. The sounding better in my head part, I mean.
Eggbert (+85)
7 months ago
Rated +3
Actually, I think it's still a good idea.
becky (+232)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I like it.
AlabamaAngyl (+5)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I like this idea!!!!
NCHammer326 (+198)
7 months ago
Rated +4
You can tell alot about a dentist's office based on what stickers are available.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Cooper's dentist is NOT a geekie pony fan... OK, maybe.
What if his secretary ordered the stickers?
tekende (+120)
7 months ago
Rated +1
Just because his secretary is a flagrant homosexual means he likes pony stickers? Is that it? You ought not reinforce silly stereotypes.
Princewolf (+411)
7 months ago
Rated +4
My silly stereotype is that I assumed that the receptionist was female as opposed to a homosexual male.
Maybe my stereotype is based on the fact that every single dentist office receptionist IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE is female. If you can show me even ONE exception, I will re-order my thinking.
tekende (+120)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Yeah, I've never seen a male one either. I mean, there must be at least one, SOMEwhere, but I've never seen one.
Kempnerius (+193)
7 months ago
Rated +7
It goes back to that law I was telling you about the plastic models in the exam rooms.
You can lose your license for not having a female receptionist, or not having a plastic model related to your field of study.
fairywaif (+46)
7 months ago
Rated +1
It's true. My Dad was a chiropractor, he had a skeleton. Although it wasn't plastic....
Pedro mcGee (-69)
7 months ago
Rated 0
WE had a neuroscientist, had a bunch of brains lying around.
One of em got stolen somehow. FRankenstein?
nexttwelveexits (+207)
7 months ago
Rated +6
My dad, who is a mad scientist, tricked me into going to the neurologist, and all i got was this lousy sticker and also a spare brain.
becky (+232)
7 months ago
Rated 0
If it wasn't plastic, it must have been jello, right? IT's really the only sensible thing to make a model spine out of. And the tastiest.
x-RussianRoulette-x (+3)
7 months ago
Rated +3
My dentist's receptionist is her husband.
Could you imagine how awkward it would be if she fired him?
Iroquois Business (+24)
7 months ago
Rated +5
Oh man! My preconceived and prejudiced notions about the order of the universe and the socioeconomic structure of dentists offices has been thrown asunder!
Next you'll be telling my that you know of a male school secretary. THEY DON'T EXIST, I TELL YOU!
nexttwelveexits (+207)
7 months ago
Rated +3
Half of all their stuff is a pretty good severance package.
cantstop46 (+6)
7 months ago
Rated +6
part time receptionist...
full time heterosexual male
Rainfly_X (+272)
7 months ago
Rated +1
This totally sounds like some sort of movie tagline or something. I love it.
cantstop46 (+6)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I am a dental receptionist... and a heterosexual male... but only part time...
Emergent (+40)
7 months ago
Rated +6
He knows all about those manipulative owls...
Oh, oh yes. Someone has listened. The others wouldn't believe, they called me mad, they called me a crazy internet nutjob. But my webpage with the dancing gifs and embedded audio and the unparagraphed ten-page manifesto on the Owl Occupied Government will show the world the truth!
...yes, the website has a pony. It's mandatory.
nexttwelveexits (+207)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Viva la OOG!
mrpeach32 (+33)
7 months ago
Rated +3
I wonder if they have to make more than one of those stickers.
Lazarou (+15)
7 months ago
Rated +1
Ponies heal everything. Even a little boys butchered mouth
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated +2
Hopefully ponies are are good for puffy eyes and emotional scars.
GobyCow (+97)
7 months ago
Rated +13
They have healing powers. But only pony stickers. Not the real ones. They'll kick your face off.
Princewolf (+411)
7 months ago
Rated +8
According to Junie B. Jones, ponies will "stomple you to death". (and roosters will peck your head into a nub. "A nub! A nub I tell you! A roundish ballish head nob!")
AlabamaAngyl (+5)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Argh! I meant to plus sign this! Stupid mouse, made me miss!!! Arggggh!
*hangs head in shame*
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Just plus a couple other comments he made that you like. PW needs all the fans he can get.
Rainfly_X (+272)
7 months ago
Rated 0
+1 For Junie B., she is awesome.
becky (+232)
7 months ago
Rated +3
Yes, everything. Just ask...a girl, pretty much. We know. Even tragedies like losing the shiny green dress for my Evening of Debauchery Barbie were soothed by the presence of a tiny horse.
brichins (+365)
7 months ago
Rated +1
Suddenly I'm wondering what "Evening of Debauchery Barbie" would turn up on a Google search. Or on eBay.
becky (+232)
7 months ago
Rated 0
First link is a gothic burlesque show. Second is my comment.
Frankly, I'm disappointed.
brichins (+365)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Was that with or without the quotes?
becky (+232)
7 months ago
Rated 0
...without. An interesting point, and I feel as though the ball is in your court now. Mainly because I'm terribly afraid.
...do an image search...
brichins (+365)
7 months ago
Rated +1
Fair enough...
[2 minutes later:] "Hmm, all these pictures are surprisingly tame... oh wait, safe search is on, let's try 'no filtering' and see what hap- GAAHHHH! MY POOR DEFENSELESS EYES!"
Let's just say that the first image seems to correspond to the afore-mentioned gothic show. (No, I did not cross check to be certain.) Please, don't go look for yourselves, trust me. Let my trauma serve as a warning - I now plan to gouge out my eyes, right after ordering a Braille keyboard.
Safe Search is there for a reason people.
Asiaticfox (+12)
7 months ago
Rated -1
OMG
http://blogs.menupages.com/
chicago/family-friendly%20debauchery
%20at%20ed%20debevic%27s.jpg
mudstick (+75)
7 months ago
Rated 0
There, there brichins.
Cooper's eye-doctor-with-a-scraper will helllp you with those defenseless eyes.
Just sit here . . .
brichins (+365)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Not sure if the extra l's in help were intentional, but 'hell-p' certainly seems an appropriate term for the things that would happen anyone unfortunate enough to be in that chair.
Mad scientists are nothing compared to mad dentists.
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