Oh, Driscoll, why do you always give me terrible ideas? And just when my camera is on the repair shop? I got my signed strip, and it is awesome, btw :D
At any rate, I hypothesize that Chester is planning to use his new weapon as a powerful afrodisiac to woo his high school sweetheart. Little does he know she was hit by a bus last week, so he'll have to figure out how to razor from the dead first.
I would like to highlight that you may be walking the razor's edge with that one. The buzz is that we have created a beehive of puns. I can't remember which, but my scissor maybe my brother told me that it's dangerous to do this.
Is the degree of Itchy Collar ranked like crimes, where 1st is the worst, or like burns, where 3rd is the worst? Because if it's like crimes, and this is only the 3rd worst Itchy Collar, I tremble to imagine the 2nd and 1st degrees
I have to think that it would be like burns, since it happens to you, rather than you do it, right? But 2nd degree burns involve blistering, and 3rd degree involve destroyed nerves and skin falling off, can you imagine the unbearable itchiness of a 3rd degree Itchy Collar? I bet Chester is all like, "BEANS!"
Technically he can't be all "beans!" as he is most likely unconscious. Although, he could be dreaming about beans. Or maybe the Queen Bee-n? Maybe? No?
Xkcd is good and bad because I don't have a freaking CLUE what he's talking about half the time. A minus because I feel completely out of touch - and a plus because I then have to look stuff up and that helps me get in touch.
Well, it helps a little. I'm still pretty clueless.
And the skateboard race series completely baffled me. What the hell was that about?
It was a throwback to Firefly/Serenity. Firefly was Joss Whedon's TV series, and Serenity was the conclusion movie because the show ended early. http://www.xkcd.com/311/
This one is another throwback to the show.
Well the obvious course of action is to shave off your beard and donate it to Steve. He's gonna run out of ammo eventually and you don't expect him to shave himself and walk around naked because people like you are greedy, do you? Help a bear-brother out.
About the alt-text youtubery comment... it could be worse. My best friend from dance class lost her skirt onstage and it's now on the net thanks to some genius.
When spelled 'U-Tube,' it quite reminds me of a piece of plumbing. Well, even the normal spelling has that effect some times, considering what's going through it.
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SanSolo (+9)
8 months ago
Rated +4
Oh, Driscoll, why do you always give me terrible ideas? And just when my camera is on the repair shop? I got my signed strip, and it is awesome, btw :D
captainshen (+70)
8 months ago
Rated +3
you know, I'm surprised that with so many "hairy situation" word play possibilities, everyone is still +0 at this point.
tom (+222)
8 months ago
Rated +9
Everyone makes way too many puns here, so I guess everyone thought they'd cut if off for a strip or two.
I'm so sorry.
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Hair, I think, would be a good place for some puns.
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +4
It's not really my style to do plays on words, but hair I go anyway. Hurry up and cut me off before I get going at a good clip. Chop, chop!
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated +5
Poor Chester, that's happened to me before. Totally got in my eyes too, I was completely blonded.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated +3
SHAVED a few years off your life, I bet. Nearly DYED.
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated +4
The physical damage was temporary, but I needed serious hairapy for a few years afterward.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated 0
HA! Temporary, that's a good one.
sarcasmic (+60)
8 months ago
Rated 0
did you not do a pun? you're in a hairy situation then!
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Easy mistake, no need to scalp the man! ;)
At any rate, I hypothesize that Chester is planning to use his new weapon as a powerful afrodisiac to woo his high school sweetheart. Little does he know she was hit by a bus last week, so he'll have to figure out how to razor from the dead first.
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +1
I would like to highlight that you may be walking the razor's edge with that one. The buzz is that we have created a beehive of puns. I can't remember which, but my scissor maybe my brother told me that it's dangerous to do this.
fuji2001 (+537)
8 months ago
Rated +7
Hair today, bear tomorrow!
wait... that was terrible... i feel bad
Garrett (+27)
8 months ago
Rated 0
What did you get signed?
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated 0
If you click on the blue or purple rectangle above to the right, you can buy any Daisy Owl strip signed by Driscoll. They're awesome.
Seriously...
Garrett (+27)
8 months ago
Rated 0
lol, yeah, I know. I just wondered which strip in particular.
tomg025 (+56)
8 months ago
Rated 0
every year, thousands of americans are victims of itchy collar related incidents
pie89 (+42)
8 months ago
Rated +1
It's tragic really. Oh the rashes...
evanseeds (+24)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Is the degree of Itchy Collar ranked like crimes, where 1st is the worst, or like burns, where 3rd is the worst? Because if it's like crimes, and this is only the 3rd worst Itchy Collar, I tremble to imagine the 2nd and 1st degrees
repoclause (+66)
8 months ago
Rated +4
I have to think that it would be like burns, since it happens to you, rather than you do it, right? But 2nd degree burns involve blistering, and 3rd degree involve destroyed nerves and skin falling off, can you imagine the unbearable itchiness of a 3rd degree Itchy Collar? I bet Chester is all like, "BEANS!"
GobyCow (+97)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Technically he can't be all "beans!" as he is most likely unconscious. Although, he could be dreaming about beans. Or maybe the Queen Bee-n? Maybe? No?
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +4
No.
Sorry.
GobyCow (+97)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Dang, I was never that good with puns.
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +2
That will be a useful thing to put on a resume. People like being around those who can't make puns.
repoclause (+66)
8 months ago
Rated +1
So true, I hat being around when people say "No pun intended" when a pun clearly was intended. . .
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +3
I feel obligated to give you a link:
http://xkcd.com/559/
repoclause (+66)
8 months ago
Rated +3
So I am also an avid reader of xkcd, and I love doing this. LOVE IT
Willows (+246)
8 months ago
Rated +2
xkcd is one of the greatest things on the internet, EVER. I am a strong supporter of the movement to elect Randal Munroe as President of the Internet.
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated -2
That'll have to wait a few years so that the youngest third of his audience will be able to vote, but once that happens...
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Xkcd is good and bad because I don't have a freaking CLUE what he's talking about half the time. A minus because I feel completely out of touch - and a plus because I then have to look stuff up and that helps me get in touch.
Well, it helps a little. I'm still pretty clueless.
And the skateboard race series completely baffled me. What the hell was that about?
Eggbert (+85)
8 months ago
Rated +1
It was a throwback to Firefly/Serenity. Firefly was Joss Whedon's TV series, and Serenity was the conclusion movie because the show ended early. http://www.xkcd.com/311/
This one is another throwback to the show.
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated 0
An amendment to Eggbert comment: It was a throwback to an incredibly awesome show. Go, look up Firefly on Hulu. It's all there.
Eggbert (+85)
8 months ago
Rated +1
But if you don't live in the U.S., buy it. Twice.
becky (+232)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Chester's not all beans. He's all Chester. Chester is made of Chester. Cheter all the way down.
zac_bogen (+126)
8 months ago
Rated 0
with intent to scratch!
IraeNicole (+40)
8 months ago
Rated +2
This is why hair gun control is needed! Won't somebody think of the children!?
Q (+7)
8 months ago
Rated +10
I take huge offense to this. The second amendment gives me the right to bear hairy arms.
Kazen (+9)
8 months ago
Rated +7
But what are you doing with a bear's hairy arms? You should probably give them back.
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I'm surprised that Steve is encouraging such acts.
Rare (+4195) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +2
This is why I am glad to be a owl. Our amendments are very different. =)
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Do they involve adopting small children and refusing them holiday presents?
Rare (+4195) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Well, yes.
That and worshiping the ironic t-shirts.
It's an owl thing.
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Now I want to convert. Sadly, I don't think I have the neck for it.
Oswald McCracken (+96)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Owls are not allowed to bear arms, but in webcomics they are often allowed to use wings for arm-like purposes.
zac_bogen (+126)
8 months ago
Rated +3
I stand by the second amendment and the right arm bears.
Rare (+4195) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I, too, would stand by the amendment and the right bare right arms.
Rare (+4195) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +4
Well that failed.
.....
Beans?
techlord+ (+3)
8 months ago
Rated 0
beans indeed
acencsu (+1)
8 months ago
Rated +1
So, is this the reverse suck cut?
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Well, it certainly does suck! *disturbing grin*
talk2animals (-5)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Oh, that would be fun to do *Scheming*
michael (+34)
8 months ago
Rated 0
another great one.
too bad i can't enjoy it as much cause of this itchy beard i have.
tom (+222)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Easily solved, set the hair beam to it's 'shave' function.
becky (+232)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Well the obvious course of action is to shave off your beard and donate it to Steve. He's gonna run out of ammo eventually and you don't expect him to shave himself and walk around naked because people like you are greedy, do you? Help a bear-brother out.
thejuan (0)
8 months ago
Rated 0
too late...
b3ar (+85)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Well, Steve *did* tell Chester to be careful. If you can't handle the power...
Gepetto (+4)
8 months ago
Rated +1
... then run to a shower.
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated +2
About the alt-text youtubery comment... it could be worse. My best friend from dance class lost her skirt onstage and it's now on the net thanks to some genius.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +2
U-Tube, the bane of experimental physicists worldwide.
frullic (-26)
8 months ago
Rated 0
too bad it just got /i/nvaded
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +3
When spelled 'U-Tube,' it quite reminds me of a piece of plumbing. Well, even the normal spelling has that effect some times, considering what's going through it.
Gepetto (+4)
8 months ago
Rated 0
There are videos of cats doing funny things in your plumbing? How does all the human waste get through?
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +1
That is the human waste. My family has a very unique diet.
Gheremya (+53)
8 months ago
Rated +2
And weak stomach acids.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I'm Cat-tose intolerant.
[burp]
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