Did people actually used to say that or just family sitcom characters? I'm pretty sure real people never said that. Then again I could be wrong... I don't know...I'm getting confused.... Aww, Beans!
1,764 beans. Or in the case of a cube with a length of 42 beans, 74,088 total beans. Assuming that each bean weighs 3 grams, the mighty bean cube is (by weight) approximately equivalent to 18,716,968 grains of sand.
Mental image: man at street corner with bowl of beans, chowing down and yelling at random times, "I'M EATING BEANS." He doesn't even stop to swallow, so he basically just spits them out on whoever's passing by when he starts yelling. Bean blast.
We think of them lightheartedly now, but in the Middle Ages many bean growers were burned at the stake for the "dire heresies" committed by their magical crops. Those were dark, dark times.
I was attempting to think of a witty response when, beans of a sudden, I realized you had not set down the Official Contest Stakes. What are we playing for, beans?
I'm actually fairly sure that the answer is blowing in the beans, not the wind. Just think of that image. Instead of wind, a giant mass of beans. Beans everywhere. Blowing answers around all willy-nilly.
Beaning chucks is illogical, since Chuck himself is a Chuck and would therefore be beaning himself.
I propose, gentlemen, that rather than the frankly alarming scenario of Chuck Norris beaning chucks, the truth of the matter is that Chuck Norris in fact chucks beans.
A better answer would have been: "A woodchuck could not chuck Chuck Norris, because a giant fist will come out of his beard. And behind that fist, is yet another fist."
- And for those who don't get that reference, shame on you! :)
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amtriska (+226)
8 months ago
Rated +16
Q. How can we reconcile quantum mechanics with relativity?
A. Beans.
Driscoll (+944)
8 months ago
Rated +20
Beans.
ulyssesdraco (+56)
8 months ago
Rated +9
Beans?
Driscoll (+944)
8 months ago
Rated +28
Actually no.
amtriska (+226)
8 months ago
Rated +4
Driscoll, we wuv you.
ulyssesdraco (+56)
8 months ago
Rated +4
That is totally relevant to this conversation.
amtriska (+226)
8 months ago
Rated +4
Yes. Beans.
Technohawk (+294)
8 months ago
Rated +8
Wow, beans.
repoclause (+66)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Ah. . .Beans
captainshen (+70)
8 months ago
Rated +6
bandwagon beans
Garrett (+27)
8 months ago
Rated +5
Does anyone else remember when people used to say "Aww, BEANS!" when they were frustrated? Or am I thinking of some bizarre alternate reality?
Or should I say, some BEANzarre alternate reality. With BEANS.
MegFitz (+51)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Did people actually used to say that or just family sitcom characters? I'm pretty sure real people never said that. Then again I could be wrong... I don't know...I'm getting confused.... Aww, Beans!
allwaysnice (+129)
8 months ago
Rated +8
I have a teacher that uses the phrase,
"Cool beans"
He would never use beans in anger...I think.
MegFitz (+51)
8 months ago
Rated +7
Beans used in anger are dangerous indeed.
AJ (+480)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Haha, have you heard Oasis's new song? "Don't use beans in anger"
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Now available in all good bean-related shops.
labrat (+19)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Beans.
Karaoke (+2)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Maybe the beans made out of beans out of beans are made out of beans?!?!
NolenJHeju (+1)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I dunno. How would you get the beans out of the beans?
Beans.
Karaoke (+2)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Only the Bean King can get the beans out of the beans.
Asiaticfox (+12)
8 months ago
Rated 0
MR. BEAN.
mikekearn (+43)
8 months ago
Rated +4
I say cool beans. It is a phrase that is cool beans.
tom (+222)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Bean is a common name for large plant seeds of several genera of the family Fabaceae (formerly Leguminosae) used for human food or animal feed.
Beans.
AJ (+480)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Beans, beans are good for your heaaaart the more you eaaaaat the more you paaaarrrrrp.
techlord+ (+3)
8 months ago
Rated +1
beans
sorry just moving with the crowd
Major Pedro (+81)
8 months ago
Rated +1
BEANS!!!!1!!11
tom (+222)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Yes, the word "beans" was used 11 times in this comic. 12 including the alt-text.
Beans.
Necrophage (+36)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Parp? that is so...BEANal.
Alice-wa (+58)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +2
It is a phrase that is awesome possum!
nexttwelveexits (+207)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Frijoles fria.
mudstick (+75)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Natto!
Sorry. Wrong culture.
shamille (+41)
8 months ago
Rated +1
i had a teacher (well... a T.A.) that used the word "zesty".
I think they should get together and open up a burrito restaurant or something.
brichins (+365)
8 months ago
Rated +1
"Zesty Beans" will either be my new catch phrase or my new band name.
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Zesty beans are just lemons without the peel. ;[
tomclancey (+1)
8 months ago
Rated +1
My teacher never quite understood the phrase "Cool beans". Why would you want beans served cold?
He now uses "Hot fries."
Livi_Loo_Loo (+1)
8 months ago
Rated 0
what was his name because i think i know who he is!
pkuky (+38)
8 months ago
Rated +1
I REMEMBER!
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated +1
I blame the shadow people. That ALWAYS works!
One of these days I will accidentally be right, and they will come and erase me from existence.
Skipmuntz (0)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Might you have been thinking of Teen Girl Squad, Episode 8, when Tompkins goes "Aww peas!"?
...because that would make no sense. Peas are like, legumes or something. Not beans.
chald627 (+13)
8 months ago
Rated +1
No, beans are a legume.
Peas are a vegetable.
At least, i think so.
Beans rule anyways.
Beans.
chald627 (+13)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Upon further research, peas are also a legume, which means that they are beans.
Beans.
yaymuffins (+55)
8 months ago
Rated 0
"aww, peas, Momkins! I don't need a babysitter!"
BABY SAT!!!
"Aah! Don't let timkins play my PS1!"
Willows (+246)
8 months ago
Rated +4
Clearly. Because in all cases where 'beans' is not the appropriate response, the answer is 42.
Rare (+4194) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +6
42 beans, that is.
Willows (+246)
8 months ago
Rated +2
OR, 42 Layers of Beans! It all makes sense now!
Rare (+4194) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Or 42 layers of 42 beans!
Necrophage (+36)
8 months ago
Rated +1
I think my head just exploded :O
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated +4
1,764 beans. Or in the case of a cube with a length of 42 beans, 74,088 total beans. Assuming that each bean weighs 3 grams, the mighty bean cube is (by weight) approximately equivalent to 18,716,968 grains of sand.
NegativeBear (+23)
8 months ago
Rated +1
and if each of those grains of sand was worth $5342.74, we would be able to go to mars!
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Must be made of diamonds or something. I wonder how many diamond-bit dentist drills you could make out that....
NolenJHeju (+1)
8 months ago
Rated 0
42, actually.
Beans.
shamille (+41)
8 months ago
Rated 0
UNITS!
DaisyDaisy (+53)
8 months ago
Rated 0
how did i not see you before i posted my own comment.
michael (+34)
8 months ago
Rated +4
frijoles
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Holy frijoles!
Cratey (+37)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Bees. Wait, no, beans! Beans! Bees! Bees? Beans. Bees.
Oh Driscoll. Help.
nexttwelveexits (+207)
8 months ago
Rated +5
BEANS ROCK. THEY ARE MADE OF BEANS. MAKE A NOTE OF IT.
Kitsune (+117)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Wow.
Cratey (+37)
8 months ago
Rated +1
DULY NOTED.
BEANS.
chald627 (+13)
8 months ago
Rated +1
What are bees made out of?
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Mostly plastic, that's why you shouldn't try to eat them.
Also they may be slightly carcinogenic, I should check Wikipedia...
Schipperke (+8)
8 months ago
Rated +4
BEANS WILL STING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
rocktwomusic (+26)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Eureka!...oh,I mean BEANS!
mikey41414 (+24)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Beans! Everyone knows its Beans!
Rare (+4194) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I, too, know some of everything.
DaisyDaisy (+53)
8 months ago
Rated +1
But like totally ... you know? Beans.
Beans are like 42.
They ARE 42.
42 beans.
Ninya (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Atomic theory has been replaced by beans. Protons are a myth.
CarVac (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +6
The LHC is officially obsolete.
backstabb (+7)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Cool beans.
Major Pedro (+81)
8 months ago
Rated +1
...we have bean smashers...
DrPepper (0)
1 month ago
Rated 0
Time for a little kitchen physics!
codespyder (+173)
8 months ago
Rated +5
This is probably the best intro lesson to atomic and molecular chemistry ever.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +2
There is no Latin word for "Bean" (That I could find).
The atomic symbol for bean must be " ".
All matter is Beans. Even dinosaur molecules are Beans.
becky (+232)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Even the ones in my birthday cake? I had a bean cake???
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Bean cakes are a nutritious source of beans. Be grateful.
codespyder (+173)
8 months ago
Rated +1
You mean "bean grateful"?
...
Haha! Get it? It's a pun!
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +1
How bean-derful.
Kitsune (+117)
8 months ago
Rated +1
The Latin word for bean is "faba", and I'm quite certain that "Fa" is free on the periodic table.
I learned that word from the theme song of "Mr Bean".
codespyder (+173)
8 months ago
Rated +5
It also hit me just now: Daisy's made the whole Wolfram Alpha thing completely redundant.
Way to go, Daisy!
Driscoll (+944)
8 months ago
Rated +8
Input interpretation: Beans
Unit conversions: Beans
Result: Beans
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Beans in, beans out.
Wait, it doesn't work like that.
There is a dark secret hidden here...
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Eat more beans?
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +1
If you eat more beans, it won't be a secret.
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Why should eating beans be a secret?
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Mental image: man at street corner with bowl of beans, chowing down and yelling at random times, "I'M EATING BEANS." He doesn't even stop to swallow, so he basically just spits them out on whoever's passing by when he starts yelling. Bean blast.
CarVac (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +2
42=beans
laureltree (+4)
8 months ago
Rated +1
so then the question is.... How many levels of beans before we reach the end?
or not...
Kitsune (+117)
8 months ago
Rated +9
You can't fool me; it's beans all the way down!
laureltree (+4)
8 months ago
Rated +1
lol. damn. well, now we have two answers and no question to help us....
Capissen (+98)
8 months ago
Rated +4
Aw shucks, I was all ready to use the "...all the way down!" argument. But I was too slow. I am only human, after all.
A human bean.
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +3
“The universe is infinite beans in all directions."
Emil Wiechert
speaking to the Physics and Economics Society of Koernigsberg in East Prussia in 1896
Of course I may be paraphrasing a little.
AJ (+480)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Heaven and Hell = beans.
Heaven = Cool Beans
Hell = Cold beans :(
laureltree (+4)
8 months ago
Rated 0
earth = warm beans ?
brichins (+365)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Hmm... recursive beans... the foundation of all future fiber-based nanotechnology.
All 42 types.
britta (+1)
8 months ago
Rated +1
life + universe + everything = beans
becky (+232)
8 months ago
Rated +1
How many beans must a man walk down...?
I think the bigger question is: How do you walk down a bean?
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +2
With great difficulty.
ulyssesdraco (+56)
8 months ago
Rated -4
I ate some beans, and the beans were loaded.
Went to bed, and my butt exploded.
Over the covers, and over the sheets,
I did the fifty yard dash to the toilet seat.
Gacob (+21)
2 months ago
Rated 0
You won the contest.
tomg025 (+56)
8 months ago
Rated +1
beans, beans, a magical etc.
Oswald McCracken (+96)
8 months ago
Rated +5
We think of them lightheartedly now, but in the Middle Ages many bean growers were burned at the stake for the "dire heresies" committed by their magical crops. Those were dark, dark times.
talk2animals (-5)
8 months ago
Rated -1
Beans are the escence of life lol
Driscoll (+944)
8 months ago
Rated +10
Official Daisy Owl contest: Guess how many beans there are in this bean and you win a bean!
amtriska (+226)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Is the answer beans?
No? Well, fooey. I guess I'll go order a t-shirt instead.
yaymuffins (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Hmmm... That would either be beans or 42.
almonster (+25)
8 months ago
Rated +3
I believe there are a bean number of beans in the bean.
zac_bogen (+126)
8 months ago
Rated +1
I will answer with a question.
How many beans does it take it get he the center of a bean conundrum?
BahamutAPs (+96)
8 months ago
Rated +1
The obvious answer is a beans amount.
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +1
a-one
a-two
a- bean
*crunch*
a-bean.
KeepItSimple (+51)
8 months ago
Rated +2
I was attempting to think of a witty response when, beans of a sudden, I realized you had not set down the Official Contest Stakes. What are we playing for, beans?
Garrett (+27)
8 months ago
Rated +4
You are all SILLY. Silly, silly people, with silly, silly comics.
For all these reasons, and many more, I love you, Daisy Owl and co.
smackofham (+28)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Do I win the bean, or one of the beans in the bean? Man, you read bean enough times, and you wanna start saying it like bear. BEY-AN!
Major Pedro (+81)
8 months ago
Rated +8
The average bean contains the elements N, P, K, Ca, Mg, S, Na and Cl. Were it lacking any of these, it could not be considered a bean.
Adding the atomic weights of each element gives us the minimum weight value for a bean:
14.00674 + 30.973762 + 39.0983 + 40.078 + 24.3050 + 32.066 + 22.989768 + 35.4527=
238.97027
Convert into grams
(1.660538782 * 10^-27) = 3.9681940108001113e-26
see how many fit into a regular sized bean
3.9681940108001113e-26 * 0.235 [average mass of a lima bean in grams] =
9.3252559253802605e-27
^^ That is how many beans there are in that bean.
...
I win a bean, mate
woodstock (+66)
8 months ago
Rated +1
42 has to be the answer.
si11ymo0 (+17)
8 months ago
Rated +1
There are 20 beans in that bean.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +1
One cubic bean = BXBXB or B^3.
B=1
230virus (+10)
8 months ago
Rated +2
But my bean counter just got laid off...shucks!
mudstick (+75)
8 months ago
Rated +1
You . . . you want us to become bean counters??
gophergutz (+80)
8 months ago
Rated +5
One Bean to rule them all, one Bean to bind them, one Bean to bring them all, and in the darkness make a nice Bean casserole.
Major Pedro (+81)
8 months ago
Rated +2
The last act sounds a little like beancest
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Photo of aforementioned bean requested.
logoseph (+16)
8 months ago
Rated +3
How many roads must a man walk down before he can find him some beans?
Kitsune (+117)
8 months ago
Rated +3
The answer, my friend, is beans.
It's not a very good song, is it?
logoseph (+16)
8 months ago
Rated +5
Actually, the answer is blowing in the wind, but to know it first the wind must be fixed. It is, ahem, broken.
becky (+232)
8 months ago
Rated +2
I'm actually fairly sure that the answer is blowing in the beans, not the wind. Just think of that image. Instead of wind, a giant mass of beans. Beans everywhere. Blowing answers around all willy-nilly.
scomu21 (+66)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Beans and winds together conjure images of things less pleasant than both.
zac_bogen (+126)
8 months ago
Rated +4
Now I get why the answer is blowing in the wind!!! I get it!
Finally!
yaymuffins (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +1
How many beans could a beanchuck chuck if a beanchuck could chuck beans?
Major Pedro (+81)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Beanchucks CAN chuck beans. That's why they're called beanchucks.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Benchuck = two beans attatched at the ends by a tiny chain?
yaymuffins (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Yes, but please note that the tiny chain is made up of beans.
BEANS!!!
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +1
How are the beans connected to one another?
With more beans.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +4
String beans?
yaymuffins (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +1
It doesn't really matter what kind, as long as they're beans.
nexttwelveexits (+207)
8 months ago
Rated +1
How many beans could a beanchuck chuck if a beanchuck could chuck norris?
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Beanchucks don't Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris beans chucks. Or so I imagine.
becky (+232)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Actually I think he roundhouse kicks chucks.
Necrophage (+36)
8 months ago
Rated +1
That's fine, as long as he ain't kickin' no beans
nexttwelveexits (+207)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Beaning chucks is illogical, since Chuck himself is a Chuck and would therefore be beaning himself.
I propose, gentlemen, that rather than the frankly alarming scenario of Chuck Norris beaning chucks, the truth of the matter is that Chuck Norris in fact chucks beans.
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +1
+1 for calling us "gentlemen".
I wonder if that may be too gender-specific for our type of people.
brichins (+365)
8 months ago
Rated +1
This of course raises the question, "Can Chuck Norris bean himself hard enough to knock himself out?"
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Bean does not rhyme with Norris.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +2
It does if Chuck says it does!
Bean rhymes with severe crippling injury.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated +1
*looks around apprehensively*
That's one mean bean!
bloomfeather (+10)
8 months ago
Rated +1
My teacher actually gave us that qestion on our science test. " How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?"
The answer was- " A woodchuck could not chuck Chuck Norris because he is SUPREME!"
AlabamaAngyl (+5)
8 months ago
Rated +2
A better answer would have been: "A woodchuck could not chuck Chuck Norris, because a giant fist will come out of his beard. And behind that fist, is yet another fist."
- And for those who don't get that reference, shame on you! :)
bloomfeather (+10)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Family Guy perhaps?
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated 0
+1 for being Gir.
bloomfeather (+10)
8 months ago
Rated -1
Why thank you.
AlabamaAngyl (+5)
8 months ago
Rated 0
+1 to the right answer! Hurrah! :)
bloomfeather (+10)
8 months ago
Rated 0
God, that show is awesome!
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I have also heard the answer
"...All of it."
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