I can obtain wild nutella. It's at my local Giant's. Imagine that. Come home with all these groceries with food in it; why your dog will think you're the greatest hunter alive!
It's just because owls are nocturnal, and everybody knows Nutella comes out to feed around noon. Steve obviously has the same problem with hot pockets because he has to hibernate through their mating season.
No no no, Mr. Owl would sell the pieces but Grandpa owl would hork the pieces Mr. Owl doesn't sell.
This happens every summer, and this is why Mr. Owl doesn't like Grandpa owl. We need to send Daisy in with a cam-corder and record the Owls family reunion.
really? of all things to question. how about how does an owl have HUMAN kids? how is he friends with a bear that DOESN'T try and maul him?
and WHAT ON EARTH is he putting on those sandwiches if he's out of nutella? WHAT ELSE IS THERE??
The secret ingedient iiiis.....*whips sheet off of glas case full of smoke* ACORNS! ...again! Is it really a secret if it's the same dang thing every time?" *Thoughtfully takes chomp out of bell pepper.
In this scenario Daisy would have Alton Brown's voice AND Mr. Owl should go up against Steve who would probably add Jelly to the sandwich scoring some extra points with the judges for originality, because sometimes it doesn't matter how good it tastes if it's original. Hang in there, Iron Chef Owl!
I had a huge owl fly within inches of my head one evening while out hunting. It made no sound.
NO sound. NONE. No"whoosh", no "swoosh", no "swoof". It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. The silence of the woods was broken only by the sound of a high-pitched and girly-sounding "Holy $%#&"!!!
It has , as per the ad and only slightly at that, less fat than peanut butter and less sugar than jam!
Of course it has far more fat that jam and far more sugar than peanut butter, but hey, advertise it as being nutrious if you want Ferrero. Kids aint that important.
I don't know if you meant to add a G to "uh," it makes the sentence "Ugh, this strip is funny!" utterly confounding. But I guess I can just chalk this up to funny typo syndrome and leave it at that.
Does anybody mind if I start prefacing optimistic comments and ideal preferences with "ugh"? Because I may start doing that.
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Inkyblack11 (+49)
8 months ago
Rated +17
It's to be expected.
Wild Nutella is one of the hardest animals for owls to capture.
danieleric (+7)
8 months ago
Rated 0
but I just caught myself one this morning!
thank god for nutella hunting season
Rare (+4195) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Sooo does Mr. owl always stare and squint at bread before making sandwiches?
Nephilim (+13)
8 months ago
Rated +3
I used Delicious Baguette on the Wild Nutella. It's super effective!
DaisyDaisy (+53)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Bringing myself near the top of the page: Dear GOD, how many pages are here?
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Not enough :D
Drillgorg (+4)
8 months ago
Rated -3
I'm sorry that I made this.
http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu243/Drillgorg/shoopdaowl.jpg
theBIGmack (+31)
8 months ago
Rated 0
You should be sorry... VERY sorry...
Justin Case (+54)
8 months ago
Rated +1
I can obtain wild nutella. It's at my local Giant's. Imagine that. Come home with all these groceries with food in it; why your dog will think you're the greatest hunter alive!
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Dogs think you're the greatest anything alive. At least mine does.
6453893 (+92)
8 months ago
Rated +4
It's just because owls are nocturnal, and everybody knows Nutella comes out to feed around noon. Steve obviously has the same problem with hot pockets because he has to hibernate through their mating season.
razishaban (+6)
8 months ago
Rated 0
How does an owl open a Nutella jar?
fnph (+4)
8 months ago
Rated +2
The same way he holds a knife?
Boss Tweedy (+49)
8 months ago
Rated +8
The same way he holds a pool cue.
It's probably just as awkward.
Kitsune (+117)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Very carefully.
labrat (+19)
8 months ago
Rated +3
with his talons of mighty power strong enough to crush a watermelon into lots of prices
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated +10
Your (assumed) typo leads me to imagining Owl crushing a watermelon, and selling the bits at varying amounts.
And, to entertain customers, HORK HORK HORK HORK's the rest.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I'd be carefull around here Mr Toast. There's Owls about.
tom (+222)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Yeah, and it's breakfast over here as well. You better watch your back.
tom (+222)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Breakfast time*. Damn.
Willows (+246)
8 months ago
Rated +1
You dare threaten the Toast King? Don't worry, your majesty, I shall defend you!
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Considering he lives On The Moon, quite literally, I doubt he'll struggle to defend himself. A lack of atmosphere is a handy thing.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Moon Hitler told you didn't he?
tom (+222)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Actually, it was Moon Stalin.
CarVac (+55)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Who lives in Dracula's Moon base?
Dunkelheit (+95)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Is this a trick question?
CarVac (+55)
8 months ago
Rated 0
No. "Moon Stalin lives in Dracula's Moon base?"
Moon Hitler does, as do McCartney, Michael Jackson, and Tupac.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated 0
And maybe...my father.
I'll be writing up a pilot episode, see you in 3 minutes.
CarVac (+55)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Umm, I was referencing another webcomic. +1 to whoever guesses it first!
Verias (+2)
8 months ago
Rated +1
that would be Dr. Mcninja.
CarVac (+55)
8 months ago
Rated 0
As promised.
Verias (+2)
8 months ago
Rated +1
with any luck people will read this and go look up the comic.
it's funny and well worth reading.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I haven't read that one in a while. Many deal with ADD, but I have ADHLAS.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Whoops, deleted part of that.
It's "Attention-defi-hey-look-a-squirrel"
Verias (+2)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Yeah. my lil bro had that as a child.
Dunkelheit (+95)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Oh, I thought it was more like "Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?" ;-)
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Then I'll offer them some watermelon.
Rare (+4195) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +2
No no no, Mr. Owl would sell the pieces but Grandpa owl would hork the pieces Mr. Owl doesn't sell.
This happens every summer, and this is why Mr. Owl doesn't like Grandpa owl. We need to send Daisy in with a cam-corder and record the Owls family reunion.
brichins (+365)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I hereby request a strip of an Owl family reunion
magicunderpants (+5)
8 months ago
Rated 0
It doesn't show him opening anything...for all we know, it was already open.
sarcasmic (+60)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Its wild. it wouldn't be open. that would lead it to be rapidly killed be any animal without limbs.
MrSid (+31)
8 months ago
Rated +1
He doesn't have any nutella, so there is no need to wonder that
Mice (+65)
8 months ago
Rated 0
The same way he holds a monocle.
Pink666 (+47)
8 months ago
Rated -1
really? of all things to question. how about how does an owl have HUMAN kids? how is he friends with a bear that DOESN'T try and maul him?
and WHAT ON EARTH is he putting on those sandwiches if he's out of nutella? WHAT ELSE IS THERE??
Jonny (+1492)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Natella, the cheap Netto ripoff. But don't tell those two.
Nephilim (+13)
8 months ago
Rated 0
In my mind he perches on the side, and kicks at the lid with his other foot until it spins and eventually falls off.
tomg025 (+56)
8 months ago
Rated +8
i think daisy has a bright future narrating nature documentaries
gers2076 (+25)
8 months ago
Rated 0
and at home cooking shows
KeepItSimple (+51)
8 months ago
Rated 0
and comic strips
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Iron Chef Treehouse!
becky (+232)
8 months ago
Rated +2
The secret ingedient iiiis.....*whips sheet off of glas case full of smoke* ACORNS! ...again! Is it really a secret if it's the same dang thing every time?" *Thoughtfully takes chomp out of bell pepper.
banananews (+32)
8 months ago
Rated 0
In this scenario Daisy would have Alton Brown's voice AND Mr. Owl should go up against Steve who would probably add Jelly to the sandwich scoring some extra points with the judges for originality, because sometimes it doesn't matter how good it tastes if it's original. Hang in there, Iron Chef Owl!
labrat (+19)
8 months ago
Rated +7
i like to think daisy is putting on a sort of David Attenburgh voice
Driscoll (+944)
8 months ago
Rated +2
That is exactly who I had in mind.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +3
Cooper is riveted. Attenburgh has that effect.
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated +6
Have you seen the Attenburgh parody, "I Hate Nature?" It's hilarious. Google it.
gormster (+71)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Attenburgh, the Scottish city with a love for the natural world.
Kempnerius (+193)
8 months ago
Rated 0
And it's brother city, with a similar love of Dinosaurs.
antitrope (+52)
8 months ago
Rated -1
Er, I don't want to be Captain Spelling, but it's actually David Attenborough...
Kempnerius (+193)
8 months ago
Rated 0
My response was aimed at his brother, you know, Jurassic Park? Bah, never mind.
mudstick (+75)
8 months ago
Rated +2
Hooray for Capt. Spelling, the African explorer!
Hooray, hooray hooray!
jubedy (+97)
8 months ago
Rated +2
i imagined david attenburghs voice at the beggining but imagined the "aw" and the words in italics as daisy's voice
jubedy (+97)
8 months ago
Rated +1
well... not the italics so much but definately the aw
aka_mich (+4)
8 months ago
Rated +4
That loaf of bread never saw it comin.
Rare (+4195) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +2
You can tell the bread never had a chance. Look at the murderous stare in Mr. Owl's eyes in the first panel. IT SCREAMS KILLER.
Finch (+10)
8 months ago
Rated +1
let's be fair...none of us saw that coming.
R.I.P. whole wheat loaf.
dude86 (+2)
8 months ago
Rated +2
I kinda like that Mr. Owl dosen't swoop when attacking, he swoofs while attacking.
labrat (+19)
8 months ago
Rated 0
just saw that hehehe yet another amazing sound effect
Princewolf (+411)
8 months ago
Rated +4
I had a huge owl fly within inches of my head one evening while out hunting. It made no sound.
NO sound. NONE. No"whoosh", no "swoosh", no "swoof". It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. The silence of the woods was broken only by the sound of a high-pitched and girly-sounding "Holy $%#&"!!!
If that bread could scream...
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Maybe the "Swoof" was Mr Owl passing gas from the strain of taking flight.
Sort of a ground control warning like landing lights etc...
J_Cut (+9)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I like to imagine the movie trailer announcer guy (Don LaFontaine) , as if this is some epic movie starring Mr. Owl.
mikey41414 (+24)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Mr. Owl uses a knife too, making him even more of a keen hunter!
Willows (+246)
8 months ago
Rated +1
That's what we call evolution, and technological advancement,
Willows (+246)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Also, he will throw that knife into the air, and then there will be a jump cut to a space station.
brichins (+365)
8 months ago
Rated 0
a boot knife, to be exact
Jaded-E (+34)
8 months ago
Rated 0
And now I m hungry for sandwiches...
Lazarou (+15)
8 months ago
Rated 0
I have never had nutella, I wouldn't have been a disappointed Daisy
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
8 months ago
Rated 0
It's hazlenut butter and it is awesome.
Earlofthercs (+27)
8 months ago
Rated +2
It has , as per the ad and only slightly at that, less fat than peanut butter and less sugar than jam!
Of course it has far more fat that jam and far more sugar than peanut butter, but hey, advertise it as being nutrious if you want Ferrero. Kids aint that important.
Um, I mean, ugh, this strip is funny!
Rainfly_X (+272)
8 months ago
Rated +1
I don't know if you meant to add a G to "uh," it makes the sentence "Ugh, this strip is funny!" utterly confounding. But I guess I can just chalk this up to funny typo syndrome and leave it at that.
Does anybody mind if I start prefacing optimistic comments and ideal preferences with "ugh"? Because I may start doing that.
Earlofthercs (+27)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Well I wouldn't mind.
Also, as a caveman, ugh, I resent your insinuation that my `g' is a typo.
Ugh.
Willows (+246)
8 months ago
Rated +5
Daisy Owl Comments:
So easy, a caveman can do it!
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated +1
I am deeply offended.
am_tryg (+28)
8 months ago
Rated -1
It's also kind of greasy, and it looks like baby poo... but ignoring that, it's awesome and delicious.
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