I sure Manuel the manservant could. It's what they are born for. Manservant skin is coated in a fine sheen of anti-frustrons, and they can lift at least two metric tons.
The anti-frustron is an elusive particle generated only by duct tape manufacturing, paper shredder exhaust, and the metahistamine complex of domestic service specialists.
Oh, and any explosive blast with a force of over 20 megatons, but that's just not practical.
Oddly enough, Mr. Owl was wearing shirts in the montage of his life a couple weeks ago. I think it's just a lifestyle choice, same as not giving gifts and adopting children of another species.
Mr. Owl is a rebel. A true Gen-...O, i think. Though his pops raised him for silly things like holiday presents and shirts, Owl will have none of that in his household!
when things couldnt get worst someone's poor understanding of what i insinuated makes me get on the wrong train of thought and picture a bear braining a badger
thanks internet
i hope you know what braining means in the WORST possible way
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Subron (+88)
10 months ago
Rated +8
So much for human children not being able to fly.
And who doesn't recall grandfather's entertaining their grandchildren by swallowing a pineapple.
And also. apparently as owls age they get eyebrows and an affinity for trendy polos.
Dog Breath (+2571) (mod)
10 months ago
Rated +7
Gramps is a bit stronger than Mr Owl. I bet he could have lifted the futon.
madkelp23 (+7)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Nobody could have lifted the futon...not even Hans the bodybuilder
Gheremya (+54)
10 months ago
Rated +2
I sure Manuel the manservant could. It's what they are born for. Manservant skin is coated in a fine sheen of anti-frustrons, and they can lift at least two metric tons.
Oswald McCracken (+102)
10 months ago
Rated +6
The anti-frustron is an elusive particle generated only by duct tape manufacturing, paper shredder exhaust, and the metahistamine complex of domestic service specialists.
Oh, and any explosive blast with a force of over 20 megatons, but that's just not practical.
Xyphoid (+4)
10 months ago
Rated +4
So what would a frustron decay into in said blast. I'm thinking 2 teen poems and 3 minutes and 34 seconds of unexplained car alarm.
joeyhndc (+4)
10 months ago
Rated +4
Metric futons?
PonderThis (+141)
10 months ago
Rated +3
"So much for human children not being able to fly." :)
You'll notice grampa was careful to CATCH Cooper.
TheChavsStoleMeName (-14)
7 months ago
Rated 0
Or, less specifically, clothes.
sweetness_on_a_stick (+26)
10 months ago
Rated +1
why does grampa wear a shirt but Mr. Owl doesn't?
zetoastking (+345)
10 months ago
Rated +4
Owls can only wear shirts all the time that they received as holiday gifts.
LordCanti918 (+43)
10 months ago
Rated +2
Oddly enough, Mr. Owl was wearing shirts in the montage of his life a couple weeks ago. I think it's just a lifestyle choice, same as not giving gifts and adopting children of another species.
theBIGmack (+31)
10 months ago
Rated +11
Also, I believe Steve disintegrated all of his laundry.
captkiro (+15)
10 months ago
Rated +3
wait since he doesn't wear clothe...didn't Steve actually destroy all of his kid's clothe?
Dog Breath (+2571) (mod)
10 months ago
Rated +9
Cooper wants a golden monocle and a double billed hat
Duh (-33)
10 months ago
Rated +6
Pimp'n aint easy
zetoastking (+345)
10 months ago
Rated +1
But it got to be done
Technohawk (+309)
10 months ago
Rated +5
Hork Hork Hork Hork indeed.
Dog Breath (+2571) (mod)
10 months ago
Rated +5
He'll make a similar noise on the way out.
Oswald McCracken (+102)
10 months ago
Rated +4
Best onomatopoeia ever.
jpman1987 (-5)
10 months ago
Rated -5
Disturbing
Kersh (+6)
10 months ago
Rated +6
At first I thought Mr. Owl started wearing clothes and grew eye brows.
Then it hit me.
becky (+232)
10 months ago
Rated +3
Same! I thought he'd just got spiffed up for Cooper's big day. Who among us has not glued on false eyebrows for a special occasion?
Dog Breath (+2571) (mod)
10 months ago
Rated +6
He has a bigger pecker.
I meant beak you pervs!
jhon (+28)
10 months ago
Rated +4
I'm pretty sure that Grandpas are required to have eyebrows larger than any normal human being. You don't get them until you become a Grandpa.
Indigo Monkey (+5)
10 months ago
Rated +2
These are facts.
PFC blue (+237)
10 months ago
Rated +1
Mr. Owl is a rebel. A true Gen-...O, i think. Though his pops raised him for silly things like holiday presents and shirts, Owl will have none of that in his household!
Hork Hork Hork Hork
TripperDay (+12)
10 months ago
Rated +3
The look of annoyance on Mr. Owls face in the last panel is really good. So subtle.
large.roaming.ungulates (+16)
10 months ago
Rated +3
Add to that Cooper's look of horrified fascination, and you have a pretty sweet panel.
Gheremya (+54)
10 months ago
Rated 0
He just doesn't want Cooper trying anything dangerous.
jubedy (+135)
10 months ago
Rated 0
that is really good, especially since mr.owl only has 3 facial features...
jubedy (+135)
10 months ago
Rated 0
whats wrong with that???
pie89 (+42)
10 months ago
Rated +6
Paris Hilton can do something similar to that.
Duh (-33)
10 months ago
Rated +2
also i find the fact that steve is complementing his "technique" VERRY disturbing
Dog Breath (+2571) (mod)
10 months ago
Rated +1
Steve can do that with an angry badger.
Duh (-33)
10 months ago
Rated -9
when things couldnt get worst someone's poor understanding of what i insinuated makes me get on the wrong train of thought and picture a bear braining a badger
thanks internet
i hope you know what braining means in the WORST possible way
ksuji (+33)
10 months ago
Rated +2
Signs to tell if your owl is aging = does he wear sweaters with a polo shirt underneath?
zetoastking (+345)
10 months ago
Rated 0
I was thinking "did he grow eyebrows?"
Jonny (+1596)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Mr Owl has eyebrows. They're just far less bushy and exactly the same shade as the rest of him.
Lycrian (+2)
10 months ago
Rated +1
Senior Owl has a forest on his head!
zetoastking (+345)
10 months ago
Rated +2
And in that forest are Grandfather owls, whose eyebrows have forests...
Fractal Eyebrows
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