Imagine a stegosaurus. For the purpose of this metaphor we'll say your cigarette s a stegosaurus and your lungs are a leafy green bush. Now what happens if you bring the hungry stegosaurus close to the bush?
I do. It's pretty much the only reason I've ever considered naming a cat Frankincense. Everyone can breathe easier knowing that in the end I decided not to.
I do believe it is...because...I also spent the last 24 hours reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...but I did not intend to refer to HP...I've always called cigarettes and such "Deathsticks"...
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CantCatchMe (+3)
10 months ago
Rated +3
Impressive improv skills from Mr. Owl there.
Mice (+65)
10 months ago
Rated +2
My first acting role was as a Chimpanzee of Lupus.
(By the way - you're very brave. Best of luck! Know you have legions of fans supporting you.)
asok_green (+17)
10 months ago
Rated +5
I have been led to believe that it is seldom, if ever, lupus. Also, aggressive outbursts and constant innuendo are the foundation of good doctorin'.
sammli (0)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Doesn't hurt to have a drug addiction either, apparently.
amtriska (+226)
10 months ago
Rated +3
This calls for an epidural!
We'll have to intubate!
The only cure is limping around and yelling at people!
Cratey (+37)
10 months ago
Rated +2
Imagine a stegosaurus. For the purpose of this metaphor we'll say your cigarette s a stegosaurus and your lungs are a leafy green bush. Now what happens if you bring the hungry stegosaurus close to the bush?
Dunkelheit (+95)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Don't forget the obligatory lumbar puncture. Unless that's what you meant by "epidural", which I suppose is a subcategory of sorts.
Rare (+4195) (mod)
10 months ago
Rated 0
No house jokes?
Technohawk (+294)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Was that kid a koala bear?
akaarzosah (+16)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Koalas aren't bears.
james. (+67)
10 months ago
Rated +2
You fools! That's the Koala Bear of Psoriasis! Run for your scalps!
Technohawk (+294)
10 months ago
Rated +12
Oh, my mistake. I forgot the term was not politically correct anymore.
I meant to say Koala Person.
Hechtor31 (+69)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Little does Steve know that that koala is the result of a fling Steve had a couple summers ago with a one Kelly Koala.
Oswald McCracken (+96)
10 months ago
Rated 0
1/4 grizzly, 1/4 polar, and 1/2 koala? That would make him either a freak of nature or a beautiful tribute to bear/pseudo-bear diversity.
Capissen (+98)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Does the menagerie of Daisy Owl know no bounds?
My god, is there even a place in the world where owls, polar bears, koalas, alligators, people, and wizards co-exist?
Capissen (+98)
10 months ago
Rated +7
My bad, I've just been informed that this could, in fact, occur at a southern Alabama zoo.
But it wouldn't be the good kind of wizards.
minetruly (-3)
10 months ago
Rated -1
At first, I thought Steve was a koala, because of his nose. Sure he's tall for a koala, but then Owl is tall for an owl.
the abominable cellist (+9)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Congratulations, Ben. Best of luck to you. Here's to your success in these difficult times.
Also, that comic was ace
J_Cut (+9)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Mr. Owl and Steve are awesome gullies
PonderThis (+135)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Mr. Owl and Steve are awesome.
dwellzid (+2)
10 months ago
Rated +1
Mr. Owl and Steve are.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Mr. Owl and Steve.
StaceyG (+77)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Mr. Owl and
bshis2010 (+6)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Me. Owl.
bshis2010 (+6)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Mr. Owl.
Dunkelheit (+95)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Mr.
Dunkelheit (+95)
10 months ago
Rated +1
Oh look, how appropriate, a kitten saying "Mr" (if pronounced phoenetically).
minetruly (-3)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Ahahaha, let's see if anyone other than you and me gets it.
Rainfly_X (+272)
10 months ago
Rated 0
I do. It's pretty much the only reason I've ever considered naming a cat Frankincense. Everyone can breathe easier knowing that in the end I decided not to.
kuma kami (+763)
10 months ago
Rated 0
M.
zetoastking (+342)
10 months ago
Rated 0
I battled myself on deciding whether to say that.
kuma kami (+763)
10 months ago
Rated 0
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zetoastking (+342)
10 months ago
Rated 0
JentheDjinn (+5)
10 months ago
Rated +1
Behold, in panel 7, the magical floating Deathstick.
fragg (+11)
10 months ago
Rated 0
ACK! I see it too!
Princewolf (+411)
10 months ago
Rated 0
"Fack" should be a word.
JentheDjinn (+5)
10 months ago
Rated +1
Is that a fack?
Nah, doesn't work as well as I thought it would...
am_tryg (+28)
10 months ago
Rated +1
I spent the last 24 hours reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
One of the Hallows was called a Deathstick.
I suddenly feel as if the Potterverse is inescapable.
JentheDjinn (+5)
10 months ago
Rated 0
I do believe it is...because...I also spent the last 24 hours reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...but I did not intend to refer to HP...I've always called cigarettes and such "Deathsticks"...
Rainfly_X (+272)
10 months ago
Rated 0
You don't wanna sell me deathsticks... you want to go home and rethink your life.
gneissisnice (+82)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Fun fact: The Elder Wand is actually a cigarette. It's true.
Why else would it be the Deathstick?
sleshy (0)
10 months ago
Rated 0
It is part of Steve's acting. He knows you have to SHOW that you are dropping cigarette. Otherwise, the audience might not know you dropped it.
ksuji (+33)
10 months ago
Rated 0
Panel 9 + 10 + 11
Those eyes.
Not improv. not at all.
Pink666 (+47)
10 months ago
Rated 0
those are dead eyes..
i trully believed he was cancer until he said otherwise
misscmae (+64)
10 months ago
Rated 0
I saw it in Panel 6 - the fear. The desperation.
It's all in the eyes, man.
DukeXC (0)
10 months ago
Rated 0
What's all this panel six jibber-jabber, panel nine is way better.
"I am the owl of cancer."
those *eyes*
It's perfect.
FBM (+140)
10 months ago
Rated +2
I met the owl of cancer once in a dark alley, I barely escaped my life. And finally a bear with a nose as big as Steves.
helios (+53)
10 months ago
Rated +1
Yey! Improvisational Theatre! My twelfth love, right after pie collecting!
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