Wow that is soo speciest... I can list 3 bears off the top of my head with awesome fashion sense:
Yogi bear sporting a great hat and tie,
Paddington, the most stylish of them all,
and the bernstein bears...... well I can name two bears with style
The fourth panel reminds me of me on this page.
Normally, that would be considered pathetic, but with this comic I believe the pathetic-ness is waived.
Well, I think Willy Wonka is sexy, so going to a party dressed as him might give you some points... although, given Steve's preference for tiny hats, it would probably just look awkward... or ridiculous... yeah, on second thought, he should stay away from top hats...
Since this made me legitimately lol and since I just changed my wallpaper for the first time in over a year to Daisy and Cooper coming down their tree house steps, I had to register to thank you for making webcomics funny to me again. =)
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Mr Gale (+25)
1 year ago
Rated +4
I like that Mr Owl is the type of chap who slams his fist/wing down hard in exclamation, even when clearly alone.
We are of the same kind, me and him.
codespyder (+173)
1 year ago
Rated +3
I imagine that seeing Steve dressed as a pseudo-pimp would cause anyone to slams their fists in shock.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
1 year ago
Rated +5
Yes but his computer is quite refreshing.
Jonny (+1492)
1 year ago
Rated 0
I imagine it wouldn't stop there. I can visualise epileptic fits and convulsions just around the corner too.
hal1 (0)
1 year ago
Rated 0
that's the way to impress a girl!
Oops (+4)
7 months ago
Rated 0
I actually really want to see that...
jubedy (+97)
9 months ago
Rated 0
i do that too lol
watermelon man (-11)
1 year ago
Rated -7
Bears have notoriously bad senses of fashion. Just look at that hat.
Can you say "tacky"?
thevictor390 (+1)
1 year ago
Rated -1
darn, thought that would be my first first
Whoopsi (+3)
1 year ago
Rated +2
Wow that is soo speciest... I can list 3 bears off the top of my head with awesome fashion sense:
Yogi bear sporting a great hat and tie,
Paddington, the most stylish of them all,
and the bernstein bears...... well I can name two bears with style
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
1 year ago
Rated +1
Smoky the bear on the other hand...
zetoastking (+342)
1 year ago
Rated 0
I'm rather surprised this hasn't been minused into oblivion, people are very protective over The Steve.
thevictor390 (+1)
1 year ago
Rated +1
but we can't see it!
einahpets (+1)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Going to a party dressed as Willy Wonka is NEVER a good idea.
Metarract (+7)
1 year ago
Rated +2
Or... could it be the best idea ever?
Panzyo (+36)
1 year ago
Rated +2
I don't imagine it would hurt. It's like Pascal said: A person should wager as though a party will be Wonka-themed.
I mean, I just kind of skimmed it, but I think that's what he said, anyway.
Metarract (+7)
1 year ago
Rated +1
Sounds about right to me.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Pascal never went to a party in his life. French nerds are goofy.
mbarney (+7)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Its all that I can recall. And some triangle thing, but thats it
Duh (-33)
1 year ago
Rated +1
when your first conversation with someone is about the awesomeness of baby whipes i doubt that would be an issue
Mice (+65)
1 year ago
Rated +1
I respectfully disagree.
einahpets (+1)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Well I suppose, of course, it would depend on which movie version you were going as.
einahpets (+1)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Or if it's the book character.
Bearhead1118 (+52)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Unless, of course, you come decked out with the chocolate river and Oompa=Loompas.
Jonny (+1492)
1 year ago
Rated 0
It worked for Johnny Depp....
hhhh64 (+3)
1 year ago
Rated 0
The fourth panel reminds me of me on this page.
Normally, that would be considered pathetic, but with this comic I believe the pathetic-ness is waived.
PFC blue (+233)
1 year ago
Rated +1
I have two options when I have to wear a tie. Either Google "tie" or strangle myself with a knot that was unknown to man before that day.
martron3000 (+14)
1 year ago
Rated +4
If you ARE a circus ringmaster, who does a little pimping on the side, wouldn't that be "business casual" for you?
Just wondering, in case Ringling Bros. calls with a job offer....
ShamWow (+27)
1 year ago
Rated -1
Well, I think Willy Wonka is sexy, so going to a party dressed as him might give you some points... although, given Steve's preference for tiny hats, it would probably just look awkward... or ridiculous... yeah, on second thought, he should stay away from top hats...
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
1 year ago
Rated +1
Gene wilder Willy Wonka or Johnny Depp?
Please don't say you think Johnny Depp Willy Wonka is sexy... [SHUDDER]
amtriska (+226)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Johnny Depp = sexy.
Michael Jackson = creepy.
Johnny Depp as Wonka = Michael Jackson.
He should've stuck to Jack Sparrow...a mincing, drunk-looking pirate is sexier than a mincing, drunk-looking candyman.
NCHammer326 (+198)
1 year ago
Rated -1
Willy Wonka: Original Gangsta.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
1 year ago
Rated 0
The real question is, how big was the top hat.
If he was pimping the top hat would be purple.
I think a tiny purple top hat makes a statement.
Coathanger (+5)
1 year ago
Rated +2
After a bit of googling and searching eBay, I regret to inform you that I could not find a single tiny purple top hat for sale.
The bright side to this, however, is that I could make a fortune by monopolizing the tiny purple top hat market...
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
1 year ago
Rated 0
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19171610
HA!
zirce (+5)
1 year ago
Rated +2
That's a tough niche to sell to my friend.
We're talking midget-pimps, Willy Wonka prodigies, and clown weddings.
Good luck.
PS: I'll buy one...
Jonny (+1492)
1 year ago
Rated 0
My god. The possibilities are endless!
kt20rox (+3)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Since this made me legitimately lol and since I just changed my wallpaper for the first time in over a year to Daisy and Cooper coming down their tree house steps, I had to register to thank you for making webcomics funny to me again. =)
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