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Dahamugo (+1) posted 3 months ago

Swipe.

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jaxun (+18) posted 3 months ago

It really should have been schwipe, the drunken variation of swipe.

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codespyder (+57) posted 3 months ago

Wow. Lamb Chop's really fallen off over the past few years.

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tomroadrunner (+6) posted 3 months ago

You could almost say that he has... Wait for it... FALLEN OFF THE LAMB!!!

... Ummm... *Does jazz-hands* Wakka wakka!

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zetoastking (+5) posted 2 weeks ago

Well,--EWE-- should never do that again.

(though i approve of the wakka wakka bit)

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CitizenSnips (+3) posted 3 months ago

The expression on the sheep's face in the first frame is my favorite part.

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Disco Stu (+15) posted 3 months ago

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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AJ (+9) posted 3 months ago

I quite like beer battered bear!

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Mconline (0) posted 3 months ago

I hope they fight next strip :P

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biznart (+31) posted 3 months ago

Have you ever seen the special they run on National Geographic (I think)? The one where they refute the moon-landing-hoaxers? I caught it one night, and it was like they did their best to find the most unintelligent looking people they could to represent the "hoax" side.

Granted, I've never met anyone that believed the whole thing was staged so I can't say if they all look like that or not, but man. Just...wow.

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Driscoll (+226) posted 3 months ago

I actually did see that a while ago. One of the guys was on his porch, with feral cats walking around behind him. If I do recall.

Furthermore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU

If Buzz Aldrin punches you, you are proved wrong. Period.

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biznart (+31) posted 3 months ago

He'll coldcock ya. He's mean. He'll coldcock ya.

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CRUSH!! (0) posted 3 months ago

great vid, love the comments "ill bet that dude had a square n sextant impression on his dial for a week after that sucker punch.. "

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XBigTK13X (0) posted 3 months ago

I wonder who Mr. Owl gets to sit for the kids when he goes out drinking...

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.:l.a.u.r.e.n:. (0) posted 2 weeks ago

no one.

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trgdr777 (+10) posted 3 months ago

That was awesome. Also I know from experience that most sheep are jerks... and drunk.

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photozz (-1) posted 3 months ago

Hm.. that's strange.. most of the drunk sheep I have known were friendly. Very friendly, if you get my drift.



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AtkinsSJ (+3) posted 3 months ago

It's true that man never landed on the Moon: http://stuffucanuse.com/fake_moon_landings/moon_landings.htm
Proves it all. :P

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amtriska (+36) posted 3 months ago

My grandmother actually believes this. Baaaaaah.

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Bob (+7) posted 3 months ago

Thank you so much for making this comic. I read through it twice. Once with just the panels and once again when I found the alt text. It got me through limnology with my sanity intact. I nearly burst out laughing more than once.

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jaxun (+18) posted 3 months ago

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In closing, we would like to invite you over to our mom's for some Sicilian loaf and banana cream pie later on, and we will present you with the prize for your very significant accomplishment: a nearly completely filled out free cheese steak card from The Cheese Steak Shop here in Concord, California.

And we will even pay for your drink. Kudos to you, sirs. Kudos to you.

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snoogins (+1) posted 3 months ago

I'm reading this at the Cheese Steak Shop, in Concord. Ill let you have my card, and throw in a BART ticket as well! The only condition is you keep me laughing like u do!

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Preposterous (+2) posted 3 months ago

You know, sheep can remember faces, like, crazy amazingly well. Even when they're completely smashed.

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bratman (+5) posted 3 months ago

Woah... that sheep just called a bear...a sheep. My brain has exploded. I love this comic.

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helios (+3) posted 3 months ago

SHEEP!

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Footbullet (+1) posted 3 months ago

What kind of animal is that thing talking to Steve? Some kind of lion?

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Blackpiratepezz (+8) posted 3 months ago

Please tell me that was some kind of joke.

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KDSW (-1) posted 3 months ago

I agree with you. This sheep is poorly drawn.

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ThirdSection (+5) posted 3 months ago

I got gloriously poorly drawn on Saturday.

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tekende (+6) posted 3 months ago

What are you talking about? This is such a good sheep!

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CRUSH!! (0) posted 3 months ago

I love Steve's little hat :D

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Sphyxx (+4) posted 3 months ago

Hah, love the pun in the fourth frame.
/obvious

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michaelmidnight (-61) posted 3 months ago

Never knew that sheep are mean drunks. Best be avoiding them, except for sleeping purposes...

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StandAloneSimple (+2) posted 3 months ago

Sheep never went to the moon. I'll buy it.

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Chelsor (+7) posted 3 months ago

I hope that wasn't a dry clean only coat

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LazyMuse (0) posted 2 weeks ago

It's just sad how sheep can't hold their liquor.

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.:l.a.u.r.e.n:. (0) posted 2 weeks ago

Steve is such a push over.

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