Pardon me, I am looking for a Mr. Joker. (I'm Batman)
First name?
Um... (I'm Batman) he didn't say. Can't you just search for "Joker"?
*sigh* gonna be a loooong day...
(I'm Bat-
I KNOW
Bluffing about the bear trap guns or that the kids are already on the moon, because I think he's bluffing about the latter. (I bet they've already escaped.)
Why do I get the feeling there is an entire scene of vigilante justice missing? No explosions? No people thrown through plate glass windows or from moving vehicles? I feel cheated.
But every movie about vigilante justice has to have a failed attempt first. Bruce Wayne tried to confront the man who killed his family, Matt Murdoch saw what his father had become, Harry Callahan realised that police action would not stop Scorpio. Soon, Owl shall return, and he shall make...their...day...
Yes, but this isn't a movie about a Crow, it's a movie about an Owl. I'm not sure that Brandon Lee could do the movie Justice. Maybe... Christopher Walken? (I'd pay to see that!)
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repoclause (+66)
4 days ago
Rated +7
GLORIOUS!!!!!
Darth NANAME (+32)
4 days ago
Rated +4
JUSTICE!!!
MoonHitler (+36)
4 days ago
Rated +6
A NICE BOWL OF CEREAL!!!
ShamWow (+27)
4 days ago
Rated +5
NUTRITIOUS!!!!
almonster (+25)
4 days ago
Rated +4
BANANA!!!!!
Sukichi (+11)
4 days ago
Rated +3
PANARAMA!!!
ellis (+100)
4 days ago
Rated +4
PINK PAJAMA!
jt_the_ninja (+1163)
4 days ago
Rated +2
...SPARTA! []
ellis (+100)
4 days ago
Rated +3
MARTYR?
jt_the_ninja (+1163)
4 days ago
Rated +4
ADAMANTIUM RAGE! []
Plet53 (+45)
3 days ago
Rated +3
YOUR MOM
ellis (+100)
2 days ago
Rated +2
PLUS ONE!
sarcasmic (+60)
1 hour ago
Rated 0
C C C C COMBO BREAKER
skine (+32)
4 days ago
Rated +2
INGLOuRIOUS!!!!!!! (That's 7!'s!, or possibly 9)
shadow dragon (+28)
3 days ago
Rated +1
WAR!
repoclause (+66)
4 days ago
Rated +1
I think I saw an add for guns that shoot bear traps. . . oh where was it where did I put it. . .
FanOfDaisyOwl (+7)
4 days ago
Rated +1
What setting are the bear trap guns on? if it's nonplussed, it's not going to do much
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 days ago
Rated +2
It was in the spring edition of Sky Mall in Iraq.
repoclause (+66)
4 days ago
Rated +1
That's right!
Here it is!
Kokopure (+9)
2 days ago
Rated 0
Where it is O.o
CluelessPedestrian (+346)
4 days ago
Rated +13
STEVE DOES COWERS IN FEAR!
IT IS NOT EFFECTIVE.
Jonny (+1492)
4 days ago
Rated +1
SOLDIER USED COMEDIC BEARTRAP GUN!
STEVE WAS COMICALLY BITTEN BY A BEAR TRAP!
STEVE USED JUMP UP INTO THE AIR SCREAMING!
2me (+1703) (mod)
4 days ago
Rated +3
OWL USED FACEWING
OWL BECAME RIGHTEOUSLY ANGRY
OWL USED FLAPPING ABOUT CONFUSINGLY
Jonny (+1492)
4 days ago
Rated +1
OWL USED STRAY FEATHER!
SOLDIERS WERE TICKLED!
MoonHitler (+36)
4 days ago
Rated +1
SOLDIERS USE SIMULTANEOUS BEAR TRAP GUN ATTACK
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
RWMagpie (+194)
4 days ago
Rated +3
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE THE CAPTURED OWL A NAME?
bobolequiff (0)
4 days ago
Rated 0
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Mrakken (+84)
4 days ago
Rated +1
SEVERAL PICTURE FRAMES WERE UPENDED!
Tacoline (+1540)
4 days ago
Rated 0
INSERT POKEMON REFERENCE!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
POKEMON NICKNAME?
MR. OWL
Tacoline (+1540)
4 days ago
Rated 0
MR. OWL IS EVOLVING?
STOP EVOLUTION?
Y/N
Hazmat (+20)
3 days ago
Rated +1
MR. OWL HAS EVOLVED INTO OWLATRON!
Messernacht (+154)
4 days ago
Rated +7
Every vigilante tried the help desk first
2me (+1703) (mod)
4 days ago
Rated +2
Pardon me, I am looking for a Mr. Joker. (I'm Batman)
First name?
Um... (I'm Batman) he didn't say. Can't you just search for "Joker"?
*sigh* gonna be a loooong day...
(I'm Bat-
I KNOW
Darth NANAME (+32)
4 days ago
Rated +1
Why do I get the feeling he isn't bluffing?
sepirothpk (+13)
4 days ago
Rated +1
I mean, they did have net guns. Why, oh why did Owl and Steve not bring the honey gun?
On the other hand, the bear trap should be nothing after the musical failure of the Seussaphone
The Bibliophile (+36)
3 days ago
Rated +1
Bluffing about the bear trap guns or that the kids are already on the moon, because I think he's bluffing about the latter. (I bet they've already escaped.)
music4ever159 (+3)
4 days ago
Rated +3
Of course he's bluffing. Steve can't be held in by silly BEAR TRAPS.
Messernacht (+154)
4 days ago
Rated +5
After The Seussaphone Incident, nothing manmade can hold Steve
ellis (+100)
4 days ago
Rated +2
Uhm. Except a bugle. He retains a weakness in the face of bugles.
sarcasmic (+60)
2 days ago
Rated +1
More like his face has a weakness for bugles!
Jonny (+1492)
4 days ago
Rated +4
Steve's attack function was clearly not inherited from his parents.
IraeNicole (+40)
4 days ago
Rated +6
Every horror movie I have everwatched has taught me that bear traps are really only dangerous to dumb humans.
Darth NANAME (+32)
4 days ago
Rated +1
Human traps, however...
MoonHitler (+36)
4 days ago
Rated +1
...Suck balls.
Shadrach (+8)
4 days ago
Rated +2
That was a poor design descision.
MoonHitler (+36)
4 days ago
Rated 0
But accurate.
ellis (+100)
4 days ago
Rated +1
Human traps? Human traps are donuts, cigarettes, motorbikes and dames.
tenniskettle (+3)
13 hours ago
Rated 0
all combined into one gloriously zanzy contraption
Brendan (+84)
4 days ago
Rated +2
Why do I get the feeling there is an entire scene of vigilante justice missing? No explosions? No people thrown through plate glass windows or from moving vehicles? I feel cheated.
Messernacht (+154)
4 days ago
Rated +3
But every movie about vigilante justice has to have a failed attempt first. Bruce Wayne tried to confront the man who killed his family, Matt Murdoch saw what his father had become, Harry Callahan realised that police action would not stop Scorpio. Soon, Owl shall return, and he shall make...their...day...
2me (+1703) (mod)
4 days ago
Rated +4
Owl is a responsible vigilante.
He doesn't let people get hurt in the course of *JUSTICE* being served.
Shadrach (+8)
4 days ago
Rated +1
If only Brandon Lee were still alive to play the role of Mr.Owl in the Hollywood movie based on his life.
The Bibliophile (+36)
3 days ago
Rated 0
Yes, but this isn't a movie about a Crow, it's a movie about an Owl. I'm not sure that Brandon Lee could do the movie Justice. Maybe... Christopher Walken? (I'd pay to see that!)
Boss Tweedy (+49)
1 day ago
Rated 0
Give it time.
SB8 (+967)
4 days ago
Rated +10
Owl: The least subtle vigilante.
2me (+1703) (mod)
4 days ago
Rated +6
For justice, responsibility and a proper children returns procedure!
Jonny (+1492)
4 days ago
Rated +7
YOU HAD BETTER FIND A PLACE TO PUT ALL YOUR PICTURE FRAMES AND STUFF.
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